Harry Potter and the Horrible, Awful, ... Very Bad Plot!

Harry Potter and the Horrible, Awful, Terrible, Atrocious, Ghastly, Repulsive, Very Bad Plot!

By: Liz Swarthy

Chapter Seven: Attack of the Maneating Chibis!

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Chibi!Harry, chibi!Ron, chibi!Hermione and chibi!Draco all flew into the Great Hall before anyone else. There was no one there! Chibi!Harry was shocked! (A/N: no surprise here!) He looked around, then said, "Hey! There's no one here!" Chibi!Draco growled something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like 'baka', walked over to where chibi!Harry was standing, pulled out a big huge mallet the size of his chibi-self, and began to chase chibi!Harry around the room with it.

Two BIG sweatdrops appear over chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione's heads.

Finally, chibi!Harry and chibi!Draco stop running around ('cause they hungry from all of that running) and sat down to eat. Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione do the same.

They all finish eating a quick meal, and chibi!Harry stands up to confront chibi!Draco (which he would not have done on an empty stomach!) "You're mean!" chibi!Harry said.

"Really?" chibi!Draco said with a sarcastic joy. "You mean, you just now noticed?"

"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Always being mean!" chibi!Harry said. "You know, you're really nothing but a pansy arsed, spoilt, mean, sarcastic, nancing wannabe prissy boy!"

"What did you say?" chibi!Draco said, narrowing his eyes.

Chibi!Harry grinned. "I said you a prissy boy."

Chibi!Draco looked pissed. He stood up and said, "That's it!" He looked up at the chibi!Author. Chibi!Author smiled down upon him. Suddenly, chibi!Draco was NO MORE! He was now BIG!Draco! Laughing, he stepped on chibi!Harry, squashing him like a bug, and killing him. Suddenly, BIG!Draco was once again the cute, adorable, lovable and huggable chibi!Draco!

Chibi!Ron looked at chibi!Draco in amazement. "How'd you do that?" he asked.

Chibi!Draco smiled proudly. "The author loves me!"

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::sweatdrop:: ::scooting away:: ::scoot scoot scoot::

Chibi!Draco: ::laughs evilly::

Chibi!Sevi runs in to find dead!chibi!Harry! He laughs insanely and claps chibi!Draco on the back. "Good job!" he says happily.

Chibi!Draco: ::blush::

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::laugh arses off::

Chibi!Sevi: ::looking around in confusion::

Chibi!Draco: ::face gets redder::

Chibi!Author: ::laughing arse off::

Chibi!McGonigall dressed as a nun runs in, sees dead!chibi!Harry, shrieks and starts praying.

Chibi!Sevi, chibi!Draco, chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::BIG sweatdrops::

Chibi!Dumbledore walking into the room, eating a donut, then walks back out.

Chibi!Fred and chibi!George rush in, see dead!chibi!Harry and start to dance around him like two little chibi!Indians.

Chibi!Harry suddenly comes back to life. Chibi!Draco shrieks and jumps into chibi!Sevi's arms, who yelps and topples over. Chibi!Draco jumps up. Chibi!Harry growls and begins to chase chibi!Draco around the room with a mallet. Chibi!Author growls. Suddenly a bolt of lightning bolt, shaped just like chibi!Harry's scar, strikes chibi!Harry and chibi!Draco s safe once again. Of course, chibi!Harry has died, for the fourth time... YAY! Chibi!Draco is safe!

Chibi!Draco sighs and sits down on the ground. Suddenly, he has a curious little whim. He jumps up and runs from the room. Chibi!Sevi raises and eyebrow, looks over at chibi!nun!McGonigall and smiles sadistically. He creeps over, pushes her, then runs from the room laughing hystarically.

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::sweatdrop::

Chibi!Dumbledore walks into the room, eating a chocolate croissant, and then walks back out again.

Chibi!Draco enters the room again, but this time he's dressed like a hippie. He sees chibi!nun!McGonigall on the ground, shaking her head in confusion. He walks over to her.

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: Awww. He's gonna help the chibi!nun!McGonigall!

Chibi!Draco smiles down at chibi!nun!McGonigall, then pushes her and laughs sadistically.

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::sweatdrop::

Chibi!Ron: Oh! I get it! He's a sadistic hippie! (Figure that one out!)

Chibi!Draco: ::sweatdrop::

Chibi!Draco leaves the room.

Chibi!Lee enters the room dressed as a chibi!Zagato! (from Magic Knight Rayearth!) He sways slightly from drunken-ness. He points and laughs at dead!chibi!Harry and goes over to him. He pulls out his wand and starts to poke him, zapping him each time. Suddenly, dead!chibi!Harry bursts into flames and burns to a cinder.

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::sweatdrops::

(chibi!Author says: Heehee!)

Chibi!Ginny runs into the room, dressed like Sailor Moon. She sees chibi!Lee and shouts, "In the name of Gryffindor tower, Harry Potter, and the Great Goddess of the Wizard World, J.K. Rowling, I will punish you!"

Chibi!Ginny Moon and chibi!Lee fight!

Chibi!Lee gets into his mecha and chibi!Ginny takes off he tiara.

Chibi!Ginny Moon: LION TIARA--MAGIC!

Chibi!Lee: Pulls out his sword and whacks chibi!Ginny Moon with the blunt edge of it.

Chibi!Ginny Moon goes flying across the room.

Chibi!Ginny Moon: ::gasp:: OH NO! I'm not sure I can win this battle! Oh, what shall I do? ::pulls off broach:: LION CRISIS--POWER! ::transformation sequence::

Chibi!Lee: ooooh... She's naked... And she's not wearing any clothes, too! ::frowns:: But, damn dub-ists... They always white out the good parts....

Chibi!Ginny Moon is now SUPER chibi!Ginny Moon!

SUPER chibi!Ginny Moon: ::pulls out wand:: LION GORGEOUS--MEDITATION!

Chibi!Lee: ::dodge:: ::whacks SUPER chibi!Ginny Moon with blunt edge of blade AGAIN::

A black rose streaks through the air and nips chibi!Lee on the cheak. Chibi!Lee looks up to see chibi!Draco in a tuxedo, cape and mask.

SUPER chibi!Ginny Moon: :: Chibi!Tuxedo Draco! My savior!

Chibi!Tuxedo Draco: Mechas only make you bigger, but it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::sweatdrop::

Chibi!Hermione: I know he likes to roleplay, but why the hell does he have to do it so well?

Chibi!Ron: ::shrugs::

Chibi!Lee: HEY! I can't move!

Chibi!Tuxedo Draco: Now, SUPER chibi!Ginny Moon!

SUPER chibi!Ginny Moon: LION GORGEOUS--MEDITATION!

Chibi!Lee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ::poof::

Chibi!Tuxedo Draco: ::takes off Tuxedo Karmen costume to reveal leather. Black leather. Ooh:: Alright... enough of that.

Chibi!Ron and chibi!Hermione: ::sweatdrops::

Chibi!Draco: ::getting tired of the sweatdrops:: ::smacks chibi!Ron but not chibi!Hermione:: My mother said never hit a lady... ::looks up and down chibi!Hermione, then smacks her and walks out of the room::

Chibi!Ginny Moon: ::sweatdrop::

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A/N: YAY! CHIBIS! ::having so much fun::

Chibi!Sirius: ::sweatdrop::

Chibi!Draco: ::smack::

END!