Survey Time

Survey Time

Chapter 15-Luna Lovegood

The following morning Luna Lovegood was walking around the school early in the morning as she usually did. Luna found that it was at this time each day that she could really clear her head and think.

During her morning excursion that day she spotted a piece of stray parchment lying around. Picking it up, she saw a strange questionnaire with her name being spelled out on it. Luna sat down at one of the desks and began to fill it out.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: Left

Are you smart?: Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

What's your middle name?: Diana.

How many personalities do you have?: Well I think we should ask my other self that.

How many piercings do you have?: One hole in each ear. To put in my wonderful radish earrings.

Tattoos?: No, but I want on of a blibbering humdinger

Can you do a cartwheel?: Of course.

Do you have bangs?: I believe so.

Do you have contact lenses?: No I do not.

Can you drive?: I believe the question has gone amiss.

What do you drive?: Same as the above one.

Do you snore?: How would I know it if I were asleep at the time.

Do you drool in your sleep?: Not that I know of. These are fairly personal questions.

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Both, it depends on the mood I'm in.

What languages do you know?: What languages do you know?: English, French, Swedish, Atlantian, (From Atlantis) and Jibberish.

What's the best awards show?: What IS an awards show?

Do you like onions?: The personal favorite of the crumple-horn snorkach.

Do you like cotton candy?: Oh yes, father brought me some home once from an expedition to find a Silver-Winged Betorkle. He traveled through a Muggle Stirkis (Circus)

What instruments can you play?: I am an expert at the Bagpipes, and I play piano, violin, and accordion.

What words/sayings do you overuse?: Quibbler, Ronald

What do you sleep in?: My bed of course, silly!

What's your bedtime?: Whenever the sun goes down.

How many pillows do you have?: 3 at home, and 2 at school, so I have 5.

Do you like to dance?: When the Silver-Winged Betorkles lend me their wings, which is often.

Do you like to sing?: Oh yes.

Are you any good at it?: I'd like to think so.

How many cds do you have?: What in great Serenity's name is a CD?

How many times have you moved houses?:

Do you like where you live?: Oh yes, I live so very near to the object of my affections, and his sister, who is my best friend. Who wouldn't adore such a living arrangement?

Do you like to finger-paint?: There are people who don't like to finger-paint?

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: No, but I sleep with my cat, Neona (means New Moon).

Do you sleep with socks on?: No, I get warm easily

Are you ticklish?: If I said anything, someone might try to find it, if I had one, which I may or may not.

Are you shy?: Why ever would I have cause to be?

Are you a morning person?: Depends on when I wake up, doesn't it?

What is your favorite outfit?: Why, that would be the one that I pull out that particular day.

Do you believe in ghosts?: Yes, in Hogwarts there are many.

Do you believe in Bigfoot?: Mr. Yeti is out there, there is proof!

What's your favorite feature?: All of them are a part of me, I couldn't chose one just like I wouldn't be able to pick one star out of all the ones in the sky.

What do you do when you are nervous?: Different times, different reactions.

Who's your role model?: My mother of course, and Professor Dumbledore.

What celebrities do you act like?: Perhaps the great sorceress Rowena Ravenclaw.

TH E LAST PERSON WHO:

Called You?:

Slept In Your Bed?: Neona of course, what perverted mind thought this up?

Saw You Cry?: Neona

Made You Cry?: Snape...I think.

Spent The Night?: Neona again.

At Your House: Neona, my best friend.

Shared A Drink With?: Neona, my best friend.

Went To The Movies with?: Movie?

Went To The Mall With?: What is a mall? Muggle thing?

Yelled At You?: Not sure, but I think it was that Cho Chang.

Sent You An Owl?: My father, this afternoon.

Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: The evil Lord Voldemort MoldyShort's Death-Eaters.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: No, but I love to go.

Been To Florida?: Same.

California?: Too many of those earth tremors!

Hawaii?: Volcanic activity could be quite alarming.

China?: Once with my father.

Canada?: Sure have, on another expedition with my father.

Danced?: Under the moonlight, a couple of nights ago

Stalked Someone: I wouldn't call it stalking . I merely FOLLOW Ronald.

Had A Mud Bath?: I fell in a mud pond last year while following Ronald. Is that a Mud Bath?

Have you been close to death before?: In the Department of Ministries at the end of fourth year.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Mother taught me that no true lady EVER wants to be a male.

Had An Imaginary Friend?: Artemis is not Imaginary!

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Go follow Ronald and hope he'll notice me.

What was your last meal?: Something I can't quite place

Luna quickly rolled up the scroll, put it in her pocket and walked outside. She walked over to stand on a rock, about halfway out to the forbidden forest and pulled the parchment from her pocket. Feeling the wind blowing against her, she let go of the parchment and it flew in the air. Who knew when it would, yet again, be discovered?