Survey Time

Survey Time

~Chapter 13-Surprise Character ~

The cat was furious. Those horrible prankster Weasleys had hexed her again! They simply had no right! As she was taken by her loving master Argus Filch, to the office of Severus Snape in order to get her extra limbs removed, the tabby cat noticed something she intended to check out later.

As she had planned, later that night Mrs. Norris was again wandering up the same corridor. Upon reaching her destination, the cat looked down to see a interesting piece of parchment spelling out her name. Highly intrigued, the cat looked around warily, picked up the parchment into her mouth and walked into an empty classroom. There she changed...into a grey haired witch, wearing all black robes. As quick as she could, the human filled out the sheet.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: I can use all my limbs adequately.

Are you smart?: Well of course, I do portray a cat most of the time. I mean, come on could YOU have figured out pranksters plots and foiled them every time? Besides, I am an animagi, I'd HAVE to be smart.

What's your middle name?: Felinea

How many personalities do you have?: Sewhich I love.

How many piercings do you have?: None.

Tattoos?: In my human body I have a nice one of a dragon.

Can you do a cartwheel?: As a human I can, in cat form it doesn't work so well.

Do you have bangs?: Human form, unfortunately. Maybe there is an ulterior motive for being a cat.

Do you have contact lenses?: That's an insult to my perfect 20/20 vision!

Can you drive?: What witch in their right mind couldn't, though I don't care for heights much.

What do you drive?: A dang broomstick of course.

Do you snore?: Yeah right, Filchie poo does though.

Do you drool in your sleep?: Only dogs do that, and I am not a dog.

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Mail is so overated.

What languages do you know?: The wonderful feline language of Cattish. And English of course.

What's the best awards show?: What are those? The only awards I see are the House and Quidditch Cups. Stupid Gryffindors won again. Why can't Slytherin take back their place as leader?

Do you like onions?: No, horrible vegetables!

Do you like cotton candy?: What is that? It sounds like it would be disgustingly sweet though.

What instruments can you play?: None, so what.

What words/sayings do you overuse?: Meow

What do you sleep in?: A comfy pillow that Argy lets me use.

What's your bedtime?: Like I have one! I prefer catnaps, thanks.

How many pillows do you have?: One big and fluffy one.

Do you like to dance?: Not at all. I did it once with Argus though *giggles*

Do you like to sing?: Yeah right.

Are you any good at it?: Look above.

How many cds do you have?: CD? You must be off your rocker.

How many times have you moved houses?: 5

Do you like where you live?: Yes, I get to play a cat all the time and get students introuble, all the while under Argus' protection. He loves his cat sooo much, its hilarious the baby talk he says to me. Why do people talk like that to their pets anyways?

Do you like to finger-paint?: Hardly. Too dirty.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Why? I am a animal most of the time!

Do you sleep with socks on?: Think, do cats wear socks?

Are you ticklish?: Perhaps.

Are you shy?: No way.

Do you talk to yourself?: Frequently.

Are you a morning person?: What cat is?

What's your favorite outfit?: I don't wear outfits, the freedom is invigorating!

Do you believe in ghosts?: Of course.

Do you believe in Bigfoot?: Definitely.

What's your favorite feature?: My pale orb-like eyes---cat's vision is ten times that of any human.

What do you do when you're nervous?: Call for Argus.

Who's your role model?: Minerva, she can actually be the cat and respected professor at the same time. Even though she is a Gryffindor.

What celebrities do you act like?: None whatsoever.

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: Argus.

*Slept In Your Bed?: A mouse--good lunch.

*Saw you cry?: I can't cry, and before I became a animagi I don't remember ever breaking down.

*Made You Cry?: Look above.

*Spent The Night?: Argus of course.

At Your House: Look above.

*Shared A Drink With?: That dang cat Crookshanks drank some of my milk the other day! *Grumble, grumble*

*You Went To The Movies with?: What IS a movie?

*You Went To The Mall With?: Must have slipped my mind.

*Yelled At You?: Peeves--stupid poltergeist.

*Sent You An Owl?: I don't get owls.

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: One of those horrible Marauders...years ago.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: No.

Been To Florida?: Yeah right.

California?: This is infuriating.

Hawaii?: Not in this lifetime.

China?: Dimwit!

Canada?: Hogwarts is my home!

Danced?: Like I said before, only with Argus!

Stalked Someone?: Who haven't I stalked? Its my job.

Had A Mud Bath?: Bath! I don't like baths! Mud, even worse.

Have you been close to death before?: Of course.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: No.

Had An Imaginary Friend?: Ha, not me.

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Catch a mouse.

What was your last meal?: Frog...yum yum.

Mrs. Norris rolled up the scroll and changed back into a cat, just moments before Filch stepped in looking for her. "My Sweet? Are you in here?" Filch called. Mrs. Norris replied with a meow. Filch then noticed the parchment and picked it up.