Survey Time

Survey Time

~Chapter 11-Draco Malfoy ~

Once again school was in session. Student once again filled the hallways and classrooms. Another year at Hogwarts had begun.

Draco Malfoy didn't particularly like school, but it was very satisfying to be able to hex again. And having Potter around to tease was a plus. Draco was walking through the dungeons when he saw something. It looked like an average parchment, yet when he fiddled with it awhile it showed a list of questions with his name at the top. Curious and quite bored, he filled it out.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: I'll use the hand I want to.

Are you smart?: I AM a Malfoy!

What's your middle name?: Ophelius Ryan

How many personalities do you have?: I love my personality, though Potty doesn't.

How many piercings do you have?: My father won't let me get one.

Tattoos?: I am considering this nice skull with a snake one.

Can you do a cartwheel?: Of course I can, though I won't stoop that low.

Do you have bangs?: Not bangs like Potter's thankfully.

Do you have contact lenses?: My vision is perfect. Pathetic Potter's isn't

though.

Can you drive?: Of course I can drive!

What do you drive?: A top-of-the-line-broom.

Do you snore?: A Malfoy doesn't snore. It's against Malfoy code #159!

Do you drool in your sleep?: Against #371

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I use the Malfoy seal.

What languages do you know?: More than you!

What's the best awards show?: Award show? That sounds like something that will surely lower my intelligence.

Do you like onions?: Depends on how they are cooked.

Do you like cotton candy?: What is cotton candy? Must be a muggle thing...probably would give me a disease.

What instruments can you play?: None currently...and nobody better laugh!

What do you sleep in?: Slytherin colored boxers.

What's your bedtime?: Malfoy's don't have bedtimes!

How many pillows do you have?:In Malfoy Manor alone there are 269 pillows.

Do you like to dance?: When I'm in the mood.

Do you like to sing?: Of course not!

Are you any good at it?: I'm sure I must be...I am a Malfoy after all.

How many cds do you have?: Unless it's a Muggle thing I'm sure I must have some cds.

How many times have you moved houses?: I've lived in Malfoy Manor forever.

Do you like where you live?: 50 servents, huge room, all my

possessions...does the word DUH come into mind?

Do you like to finger-paint?: I will never soil myself that way.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: No, but I am sure Weasel does.

Do you sleep with socks on?: Yes

Are you ticklish?: Of course not.

Are you shy?: A Malfoy shy? Who are you kidding?

Do you talk to yourself?: I don't need St. Mungos!

Are you a morning person?: No

What's your favorite outfit?: My dress robes.

Do you believe in ghosts?: Why would I not? Either a stupid, senile wizard wrote this or a Muggle.

What's your favorite feature?: Everything about myself.

What do you do when you're nervous?: I don't get nervous!

Who's your role model?: My father.

What celebrities do you act like?: I refuse to act like Potter or any of those other stupid celebrities.

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: My father,

*Slept In Your Bed?: Myself

*Saw You Cry?: Crying is against #25

*Made You Cry?: If I ever did cry, it would be because of my father.

*Spent The Night?: Crabbe and Goyle.

*At Your House: Dad's Death Eater associates.

*Shared A Drink With?: Malfoys don't share.

*You Went To The Movies with?: More Muggle stuff, either Potty or the Mudblood must have written this stupid survey.

*You Went To The Mall With?: Muggle places I wouldn't be caught dead in.

*Yelled At You?: My father.

*Sent You An Owl?: My mother.

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Nobody would dare say that to me.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: Yes

Been To Florida?: Yes

California?: Yes

Hawaii?: Yes

China?: Yes

Canada?: Yes, I know I travel a lot...at least I can afford it. Unlike some people *cough*Weasley*cough*.

Danced?: Yule Ball or father's dinner parties.

Stalked Someone?: I'm not that crude.

Had A Mud Bath?: I refuse to bathe in dirt!

Have you been close to death before?: Yes and I beat it every time.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Of course not!

Had An Imaginary Friend?: Who told you? Grr...it won't erase!

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Taunt Potty, Weasel and Mudblood

What was your last meal?: Honeydukes Best Chocolate

Malfoy gave a huge smirk as he finished the survey with a flourish and tossed it aside. But soon another would discover it.