Survey Time

Survey Time

~Chapter 10-Sybil Trelawney ~

The Divination teacher was quite fearful that she had actually received some mail. She was so fearful of the unexpected that she decided to consult her crystal ball.
After seeing a lot of white fog, Sybil decided that it must mean a 'yes open it', so she did. Since it was a open survey for her, with her name on it, she figured the fates would want her to do it. So she did.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: The fates say I primarily use my left hand.

Are you smart?: My Inner Eye proves itself to be so.

What's your middle name?: Fraudily

How many personalities do you have?: My aura is very distinctive.

How many piercing do you have?: My body would not be as spiritual if I did

Tattoos?: Same as above.

Can you do a cartwheel?: I refuse to diminish to such a level. It could be my doom.

Do you have bangs?: It seems to be so dear.

Do you have contact lenses?: My glasses suit my spiritual being.

Can you drive?: My Inner Eye doesn't believe in such a thing.

What do you drive?: The knowledge of approaching doom.

Do you snore?: Surely a clairvoyant being such as myself doesn't snore!

Do you drool in your sleep?: Not a Seer, such as I.

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: None of them, I prefer to use my superior ESP to rely mesr>
What languages do you know?: The language of the specialized magic of divination.

What's the best awards show?: We have limited time here. Why should people watch shows and be entertained?

Do you like onions?: Onions don't cleanse my aura. The food that can cause death.

Do you like cotton candy?: You are doomed if you live on candy.

What instruments can you play?: Music is death!

What words do you overuse?: Doom and Inner Eye, though they are the most import things for us all.

What do you sleep in?: Life is too short for sleeping, must drink tea to stay awake.

What's your bedtime?: Sleeping can bring about my doom.

How many pillows do you have?: I don't know about pillows, but I have about 20 poufs.

Do you like to dance?: Dancing can harm my Inner Eye!

Do you like to sing?: Singing is worse.

Are you any good at it?: I'm worse than a grim!

How many cds do you have?: I have many teacups. I love the pink ones.

How many times have you moved houses?: Twice

Do you like where you live?: I will serve well as my mortal home...until I reach the other side.

Do you like to finger-paint?: The last time I painted I saw a vision of a grim attacking that poor dear, Harry Potter.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Oh no, stuffed animals can affect my spirit.

Do you sleep with socks on?: I'm not sure.

Are you ticklish?: No, I cannot laugh, it would ruin my Inner Eye and possibly bring upon me my doom.

Are you shy?: No dear, I am a speaker of the truth.

Do you talk to yourself?: I speak of my visions.

Are you a morning person?: I am up at all hours.

What's your favorite outfit?: Clothes are trivial, they don't matter...oh no I just saw that Harry Potter will die next year.

Do you believe in ghosts?: Yes I believe in the tortured souls that are ghosts...they met their doom.

What's your favorite feature?: My aura.

What do you do when you're nervous?: Tell my visions.

Who's your role model?: My great-great-grandmother

What celebrities do you act like?: My clairvoyant vibes don't fawn over celebrities.

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: A tortured soul.

*Slept In Your Bed?: I don't have a bed.

*Saw You Cry?: Not sure.

*Made You Cry?: The doom of this world.

*Spent The Night?: Another tortured soul who needed my help.

At Your House: I live in a tower.

*Shared A Drink With?: Nobody.

*You Went To The Movies with?: My Inner Eye is confused by this question.

*You Went To The Mall With?: Same here.

*Yelled At You?: A tortured soul.

*Sent You An Owl?: Another person who won't be among us for that much longer...Minerva McGonagall.

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Several souls.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: No Been To Florida?: I don't have time for this.

California?: I'm too busy Seeing.

Hawaii?: I cannot go here, eminent danger if I do.

China?: I can't afford to get away when I am needed so much.

Canada?: Yes I have actually, the area has an amazing aura.

Danced?: I will not!

Stalked Someone?: Through my orb I have.

Had A Mud Bath?: A bath of death.

Have you been close to death before?: Every breathing moment brings me closer to my fate.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Yes

Had An Imaginary Friend?: No I just see the tortured souls.

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Read my orb.

What was your last meal?: Tea

As the Divination teacher finished it, she faced the dilemma of who to ensure got it next. Coming to no conclusion she decided to just throw it away in a deep corner of the dungeon. Little did she know, it would be found.