Survey Time

~Chapter 9-Tom Riddle ~

For some strange reason beyond anyone's knowledge, the Dark Lord Voldemort now had the survey. Voldemort had been uttering a charm to get a tool to use against the light side, and this piece of parchment showed up. He could only use it for 24 hours and then it would return where it came from.
There was only one problem: it would have an incredible amount of information shown if Dumbledore didn't put the protection charm on it. That awful man, he was always tricking him. Cursing three of his followers, the Dark Lord got his rage out. Then as he was now bored, he decided to fill the survey.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: Right handed.

Are you smart?: I happen to be the most powerful wizard in the world, and you better not forget it soon.

What's your middle name?: Marvolo...and anyone who laughs at it will find me saying 'Avada Kedavra.'

How many personalities do you have?: One very evil and sadistic one.

How many piercings do you have?: Lord Voldemort hates piercings.

Tattoos?: I don't have any tattoos, but I make all of my followers get one.

Can you do a cartwheel?: I don't have time for stupid cartwheels, I'm too busy killing Mudbloods and dueling that awful Potter kid.

Do you have bangs?: Yes.

Do you have contact lenses?: I have VERY good vision.

Can you drive?: What kind of Dark Lord drives when they can apparate?

What do you drive?: Look above you idiot.

Do you snore?: No

Do you drool in your sleep?: I'm Lord Voldemort, I don't drool.

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Ok who started this survey? I'm going to kill them. *looks* Right it was Harry Potter, oh well I'm already going to kill him...someday.

What languages do you know?: English and Parseltongue. I would be the only Parseltongue if that Potter didn't get my power.

What's the best awards show?: World domination is more important.

Do you like onions?: Lord Voldemort doesn't like bad breath.

Do you like cotton candy?: Some stupid Muggle thing, that's one thing that is going to go.

What instruments can you play?: Any one you give me, I am a multi-talented Dark Lord.

What words do you overuse?: Lord Voldemort doesn't overuse words...ok I do say Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio a lot.

What do you sleep in?: My silver and green pajamas.

What's your bedtime?: Lord Voldemort doesn't have a bedtime.

How many pillows do you have?: As many as I want...I can conjure them you know.

Do you like to dance?: I don't want to dance, just give me Muggles and Mudbloods to kill.

Do you like to sing?: To Nagini

Are you any good at it?: She thinks so.

How many cds do you have?: I don't own Muggle possessions, it will make me get some dreadful disease or something.

How many times have you moved houses?: I'm which body?

Do you like where you live?: It is ok for now, until I rule Hogwarts!

Do you like to finger-paint?: Potter, you must really want to die.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Who told? Ok whoever did won't live to see tomorrow. Must have been Wormtail, the stupid blunderer!

Do you sleep with socks on?: This is ridiculous.

Are you ticklish?: Even worse, plus LORD VOLDEMORT IS NOT TICKLISH!

Are you shy?: This is an insult!

Do you talk to yourself?: I am not some idiot who belongs in St. Mungos!

Are you a morning person?: No, I like darkness.

What's your favorite outfit?: What does it matter.

Do you believe in ghosts?: Did I ever tell anyone it was I who killed the Bloody Baron and it was I who bloodied him up!

What's your favorite feature?: The snakelike parts, and my red eyes.

What do you do when you're nervous?: Lord Voldemort doesn't get nervous and the only time I have, it was around that horrible Potter boy.

Who's your role model?: Who are you kidding, I am a role model!

What celebrities do you act like?: I am a celebrity, people are so in awe of me they won't say my name!

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: No one better call me!

*Slept In Your Bed?: Me alone.

*Saw You Cry?: Another insult!

*Made You Cry?: Potter you are going to die next time!

*Spent The Night?: Death Eaters

At Your House: Wormtail

*Shared A Drink With?: No one takes a sip of MY drinks!

*You Went To The Movies with?: Muggles are going to die for this!

*You Went To The Mall With?: Mudbloods too!

*Yelled At You?: If someone did I would curse them.

*Sent You An Owl?: Lucius Malfoy

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: No one has ever said that to me! And you know why? Because its IMPOSSIBLE!

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: Potter Been To Florida?: your California?: days

Hawaii?: are

China?: numbered!

Canada?: I'll hit North America after Europe is in my grasp.

Danced?: Not likely in this body.

Stalked Someone?: When have I not?

Had A Mud Bath?: I'm not immature.

Have you been close to death before?: Once because of that Potter creep!

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: NO

Had An Imaginary Friend?: Who told? The next person I see will find themselves hexed. *sees Wormtail* Crucio!

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Go Muggle hunting.

What was your last meal?: None of your business.

Voldemort finished the survey and left to kill some more innocent people for stupid reasons again. As he was out the piece of parchment went back to where it was supposed to be...on Trelawney's winged chair.