Survey Time

Survey Time

~Chapter 5-Sirius Black~

"My turn?" Sirius Black asked his friend Remus Lupin.

"Yes," said Lupin, handing Sirius the survey. "Happy writing."

Sirius, being as the wanted criminal, had nothing better to do, so he started filling it out.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: I'm uh...I forgot the word that means you can use both hands.

Are you smart?: McGonagall did call me exceptionally bright once...but afterwards she gave me detention.

What's your middle name?: Orion

How many personalities do you have?:Um I have so many different faces one would want to know. Most think of me as a mass murderer, and a select few know me to be innocent. Can I accurately judge?

How many piercings do you have?: No piercings...though in fifth year James did try to give me one...needless to say, it failed dismally.

Tattoos?: I don't want a tattoo, because then I might get caught by the Ministry sooner. Though James and I were in the tattoo parlor waiting...until Lily showed up and hexed us badly. Thank goodness her main target was James!

Can you do a cartwheel?: Yes

Do you have bangs?: Sure do.

Do you have contact lenses?:I have 20/20 vision! Though I am colorblind when I am a dog.

Can you drive?: Yes!

What do you drive?: I used to drive my perfect motorcycle all the time..but then I was put in Azkaban. Where did my motorcycle go anyways?

Do you snore?: Not as loudly as Moony!

Do you drool in your sleep?: Sure

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I don't know

What languages do you know?: Umm... English?

What's the best awards show?: What is an award show? I must copy Remus on this one.

Do you like onions?: Its FOOD!

Do you like cotton candy?: Cotton candy is also FOOD!

What instruments can you play?: None

What words do you overuse?: Not sure

What do you sleep in?: It varies, but most of the time I sleep in a bed.

What's your bedtime?: I'm not some little kid who needs a bedtime!

How many pillows do you have?: Who cares how many pillows I have?

Do you like to dance?: Once upon a time I did.

Do you like to sing?: NO!

Are you any good at it?: NO!

How many cds do you have?: I'm with Moony on this one. HUH?

How many times have you moved houses?: Let's see, I lived at 12 Grimmauld Place for 15 years, then I lived at the Potter's Manor, after that it was my own flat, then Azkaban (which I don't count!) after that it was in caves and such, and finally back to Number 12 Grimmauld Place.

Do you like where you live?: Let's see there's a pain in the rear house- elf, my mother's annoying portrait, and the house looks like something Voldemort would enjoy..WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Do you like to finger-paint?: Um...sometimes?

Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: NO! I grew out of them after James...you don't want to know!

Do you sleep with socks on?: If my feet are cold.

Are you ticklish?: Nope, but now I must torture Moony to find out where he's ticklish. A good old Rictesempra will do the trick!

Are you shy?: HA! That will be the day! Sirius Black shy?

Do you talk to yourself?: None of your business.

Are you a morning person?: Never!

What's your favorite outfit?: Who cares?

Do you believe in ghosts?: No I don't believe in ghosts..and Nearly Headless Nick is just ONLY a figment of my imagination.

Do you believe in bigfoot?: Of course I do..though Hagrid could give him a run for his money!

What's your favorite feature?: Not a clue.

What do you do when you're nervous?: Shout, rant and rave...or do something stupid. Its usually the latter though.

Who's your role model?: James

What celebrities do you act like?: I think I am a celebrity, though I'm just infamous. What most people don't get is that what I'm known for is just a big lie..DARN THAT STINKING LITTLE RAT!

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: Remus

*Slept In Your Bed?: Who else...me!

*Saw You Cry?: I don't cry...though when I do I sure as heck wouldn't let anyone see me do it!

*Made You Cry?: Voldemort and the RAT after they killed Lily and James

*Spent The Night?: Order people

At Your House: Look above.

*Shared A Drink With?: Buckbeak

*You Went To The Movies with?: Like I could show my face in a movie!

*You Went To The Mall With?: It's a good thing Lily was a muggleborn and could tell me all these muggle things. Harry wwhat were you doing getting a muggle survey! Our brains might rot.

*Yelled At You?: My mother

*Sent You An Owl?: I think it was Dumbledore...or Harry.

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Snape did once (siriusly, I love my name pun!) and my god-awful cousin Bellatrix (AN: I have no clue what possessed me to write that except its ironic and I'm a big sucker for irony)

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: Yes, when I was on the run

Been To Florida?: Look above.

California?: Look above.

Hawaii?: Look above.

China?: Look above.

Canada?: This is getting REALLY ANNOYING! Look above!!!!

Danced?: Of course.

Stalked Someone?: Yes I stalked Peter Pettigrew for a whole year..such a shame Harry wouldn't let Moony and I finish him off!

Had A Mud Bath?: Thanks for reminding me of the Great Mud War of 1978..those were the days.

Have you been close to death before?: When have I not been near to death. I was best friends with James Potter for a good deal of my life.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Sure, I've always wondered what goes on in a woman's mind.

Had An Imaginary Friend?: It was one form of keeping sane in Azkaban. Made very good company.

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Join Moony howling at the moon tonight.

What was your last meal?: It was FOOD! What does it matter what form it was!

Sirius rolled the scrolls up and gave them to the owl that Remus had bought. Who to send it to? Sirius wondered. Sirius gave a characteristic grin and wrote the address with a flourish. Then he watched as the owl left his view.