Survey Time

Survey Time

~Chapter 4-Remus Lupin~

Remus Lupin was resting one day when all of a sudden a spastic little owl started twittering around and banged his head on Remus.

Remus read the note and was surprised to find it was from Harry Potter's friend Hermione Granger. Reading what she said, and having nothing better to do, he started filling it out.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: Left

Are you smart?: I was a professor at Hogwarts ... and a prefect once upon a time!

What's your middle name?: Janus

How many personalities do you have?: Well there is the normal me ... and the crazed monster me that shows up once a month.

How many piercings do you have?: I'm allergic to silver, so I avoid all metals

Tattoos?: The tools they use are silver!

Can you do a cartwheel?: Used too

Do you have bangs?: Not really

Do you have contact lenses?: No

Can you drive?: Since I am a werewolf I had to get Muggle jobs, and one of them was a school bus driver

What do you drive?: I drove a yellow bus

Do you snore?: Yes

Do you drool in your sleep?: When I'm in wolf form

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I don't have a preference

What languages do you know?: English and I guess Dog

What's the best awards show?: What is an award show?

Do you like onions?: Except for the foul aftertaste.

Do you like cotton candy?: Yes

What instruments can you play?: The piano

What words do you overuse?: None

What do you sleep in?: A cage ... or my bed, depends on the moon.

What's your bedtime?: The time I feel like sleeping.

How many pillows do you have?: 1

Do you like to dance?: Yes ... I can do a mean waltz.

Do you like to sing?: Sometimes ... at the moon

Are you any good at it?: Not really

How many cds do you have?: A cd? Do you mean a cauldron dispenser?

How many times have you moved houses?: More times than I can count on my hands.

Do you like where you live?: It will suffice.

Do you like to finger-paint?: No ... had a bad memory with paint ... that one time when Sirius and James attacked me with with a couple of gallons of whitewash, never painted since. And no I don't use my fingers, I prefer a brush.

Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Leave Wolfy out of this.

Do you sleep with socks on?: yes

Are you ticklish?: Not telling ... Sirius would attack me if he knew.

Are you shy?: Some say I am.

Do you talk to yourself?: Not usually.

Are you a morning person?: No, not really

What's your favorite outfit?: I don't have a favorite

Do you believe in ghosts?: Of course ... this must be a Muggle survey.

Do you believe in bigfoot?: Same as above.

What's your favorite feature?: In what form?

What do you do when you're nervous?: Um ... you don't want to know!

Who's your role model?: Dumbledore

What celebrities do you act like?: I act like none I know.

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: Called? You mean yell ... that would be Sirius

*Slept In Your Bed?: Me

*Saw You Cry?: No clue

*Made You Cry?: Sirius and James, though I was laughing so hard it made me cry ... those were the days.

*Spent The Night?: Sirius

At Your House: Sirius

*Shared A Drink With?: Sirius

*You Went To The Movies with?: What's a movie?

*You Went To The Mall With?: Never went to a mall.

*Yelled At You?: Sirius

*Sent You An Owl?: Hermione Granger, a bright pupil if I ever saw one ... then of course Harry comes in a close second.

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: You must be annoyed at all the times I mention Sirius, but its hard not to.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: No

Been To Florida?: No

California?: No

Hawaii?: No

China?: No

Canada?: No, I don't travel much all right?

Danced?: Yes, Yule Ball, 7th year

Stalked Someone?: That information is confidential.

Had A Mud Bath?: Well if you want to get literal, I did have pretty much a bath in Mud during that ever so brilliant Mud War of 1978 that James and Sirius pulled. I was in detention for weeks!

Have you been close to death before?: Many times I should think. Half of the time I was with James and Sirius.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Yes

Had An Imaginary Friend?: No

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Howl at the moon

What was your last meal?: No clue actually.

"Moony, whatcha doing?" Remus heard Sirius asking. Remus turned and addressed his friend. "A survey ... and look its your turn!"