A Different (and Difficult) MST

James: ::As Governor Swann:: Elizabeth! Don't look! He was skinny-dipping!

Narcissa and Bella: ::Exchange looks::

Narcissa: ::As Elizabeth:: With his clothes on?

James: ::As Governor Swann:: Yerp.

Others: Eh?

James: MY word! :protectively:

Norrington: Man overboard! Man the ropes. Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He's still breathing.

Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!

Lily: I thought I was the mother of god! ::Sarcastic::

Snape: You wish you filthy little mudblood!

Lily: ::Slap::

Snape: Ow...

Governor Swann : What happened here?

Lucius: well let's see... We get locked in with crazy people... Potter is still lusting after Lily... But Lily wants the drowned kid...

Norrington: It's most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.

Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyone's thinking it. I'm just saying it. Pirates.

Jack: ::Salutes::

Others: Oi.

Jack: ::Cheeky grin::

Governor Swann : There's no proof of that. It was probably an accident.

Sirius: Last time someone said that the Renaissance happened!

Mysterious Voice That Couldn't Possibly Be Me (MVTCPBM from now on): Good one Sirius... but isn't that from Little Nicky?

Sirius: eyupe!

Others: Eh?

Sirius: My word! ::Protectively::

Others: Right...

Lily: Deja vou!

Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately! Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats.

Sailor: Heave to!

Governor Swann : Elizabeth , I want you to accompany the boy. He'll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods and walks over to the young Will ]

Bellatrix: Oh so smart leaving a girl with no medical knowledge in charge of a dying kid!

Young Elizabeth : [Will awakes, grabbing her wrist] It's ok. My name's Elizabeth Swann .

Young Will: W-W-Will Turner .

Young Elizabeth : I'm watching over you, Will . [ Will faints, she notices medallion and examines it] You're a p-pirate. [hides it when Norrington approaches]

Jack: ::Gasp:: Holy Mother of God! Bootstrap Bill!

Others: Eh?

Jack: ::Opens mouth::

MVTCPBM: You'll find out later.

Legolas: Can we please go? The little hobbits need me!

MVTCPBM: NO!

Norrington: Has he said anything?

Young Elizabeth : His name is William Turner . That's all I found out.

Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.

[ Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and upon looking up sees a ship with the black flag flying at its mast; she closes her eyes]

[End dream]

All: It was a dream?

MVTCPBM: Yuppers.

Peter: I never knew-

Snape: Anything.

Peter: No, that a dream was so realistic!

Others: OI

[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her bureau drawer; she puts it on; there's a knock on the door]

Governor Swann : Elizabeth ? Are you alright? Are you decent?

Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe] Yes, yes!

Sirius: ::Snickers::

James: ::Looks at the screen:: Damn she has a nice body! Almost as nice as Lily's!

Lily: Slaps James:

Narcissa: ::Nods in approval:: A proper lady NEVER takes that crap.

James: Ow...

Governor Swann : Still abed at this hour? [opens the curtains and the window] It's a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]

Elizabeth : Oh, it's beautiful!

Governor Swann : Isn't it?

Gals: No.

Guys: Awful revealing..

Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?

Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to the maids] Go on. Actually, I, um...I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.

Elizabeth : The ceremony?

Governor Swann : Captain Norrington 's promotion ceremony.

Elizabeth : I knew it!

Lucius: Aren't you smart? ::Sarcastic::

Girls: ::Glare:: Smarter than you!

All guys but Lucius: Shut down! ::Laugh::

Legolas: Hey! Malfoy you stole my cool hairstyle! And color!