A Different (and Difficult) MST

James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter pointed their wands at the Slytherins across from them. Lucius, Narcissa, Bellatrix, and Severus glanced at each other. They nodded briefly, and looked up. Both sides yelled, "Obliviate!" Just as Lily stepped in between them. All of the sixth years felt themselves traveling through time and space. Little did they know this would change their lives, and make them extremely paranoid.

Lucius: Where the bloody hell are we?

Narcissa: Please stop using that language. It hurts my perfect little ears.

Marauders: Hello? Anyone here?

Lily: ::Looks around:: Looks like we're in a theater.

All minus Lily and Remus: Eh?

Lily: Muggle entertainment. Don't you guys take muggle studies?

Lucius: ::Opens mouth::

Me: Hem-hem.

Others: Who are you?

Me: I am the great authoress.

Slythies: ::Snigger::

Gryffies: Um...right.

Me: ::Sigh:: You guys better listen- oh the other two victims- I mean guests are here! ::Drags two people out:: This is ::Pushes first one forward:: Legolas.

Legolas: Meep!

Me: ::Grin:: And this- ::Pushes other one forward:: Is Jack-

Jack: Captain ... and easy on the goods woman!

Me: Yes right, Captain Jack Sparrow.

All: So...why are we here?

Me: So you don't kill each other. And can amuse yourselves by watching the greatest movie beside Lord of The Rings. And something else I can't tell you... or it'll change the future. This movie is -dun dun dun- Pirates of the Caribbean. Which, I might add, Cap'n Jack is the star of.

All except Jack: ::Groan::

Jack and me: Ah Shaddup!

Others: ::Sigh and sit down.::

The lights go out and the movie starts.

Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] ...We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up - [ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]

Gibbs : Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?

Norrington: Mr. Gibbs , that will do!

Gibbs : She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.

Everyone but Narcissa and Lily: ::Snigger:: True.

Jack: How... Gibbs like.

Girls: Humph!

Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.

Sirius: Note the sarcasm.

Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. It's bad luck to have a woman on board, too... even a miniature one.

All the guys: ::Snigger:: Min- I- a- ture? Thought it was min-I-ture. Is there even such thing as a miniature one? ::Look Lily and Narcissa up and down:: Doubt it.

Girls: ::Slap each guy in turn::

Young Elizabeth : I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

Jack: ::Extends hand:: Hi, I'm Tom...I mean Sparrow... Captain Jack Sparrow.

Girls: ::Roll eyes::

Bellatrix: Um.. right...

Mysterious Voice That Couldn't Possibly Be Me: Back to the movie. NOW!

All: Ma'am Yes Ma'am!

Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann . Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves - a short drop and a sudden stop. [ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]

Governor Swann : Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor, but I'm, uh, I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.

Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann .

Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating.

Governor Swann : Yes. That's what concerns me.

Legolas: What's so concerning about pirates? I mean, honestly. If they are all like Jack-

Jack: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

Legolas: Right whatever. If they're all like him, they can't be that bad.

All but Jack: ::Laugh::

Jack: Hey!

Lily: You have got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of!

Jack: But you have heard of me.

Lily: ::Rolls Eyes::

Young Elizabeth : [sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look! A boy! There's a boy in the water

Sirius: ::Twitch:: Was he swimming?

Peter: Must've been.