Harry Potter, The Boy Who... Wrote?

AU. When Harry Potter gets upset... he writes. When his cousin acts like an idiot... he writes. When his uncle yells at him... he writes. What if the story of Harry Potter and Hogwarts was nothing more than a teenager's fantasy, acted out in his imagination and recorded on paper?

What happens when the muse strikes? Here we have Harry making good use of horrid yellow flyers, staying awake till some ungodly hour because 'THE MUSE' has gotten a hold of him, and the story behind one of our lovable favorites, Dung.

AU. In which Harry has a really, REALLY bad day. Alarm clocks that wont stop ringing, headaches, truckloads of teenage angst and issues and a guest appearance by a few policemen... maybe Harry wont wish for adventure so much now.

Oh no! Harry's been framed for vandalism, but these 'policemen' seem to be a little eager to haul him in... Harry and Dudley's subsequnt escape leaves Harry wondering if he's not found his way into one of his books because, dude, NOTHING interesting ever happens in Little Whinging, right? RIGHT?