Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 01/16/2005
Updated: 07/04/2005
Words: 14,947
Chapters: 16
Hits: 6,031

The Bet

KaciJaBeth

Story Summary:
In their sixth year, the Gryffindor boys make a bet to see who can go out with the most girls before graduation, causing everything to change.

Chapter 10

Chapter Summary:
In this chapter, the girls get their revenge on Ron.
Posted:
05/03/2005
Hits:
349
Author's Note:
Okay...if you really want to know, this chapter right here is what made me decide to put this on Riddikulus. The girls are about to get revenge on Ron, and let's just say that while not the most original of revenge tactics, I think this one is quite entertaining.


"The Bet--Part Ten--The Girls Get Their Revenge on Ron"

The sun rose the next morning and Hermione and Lavender rushed to get the word out about their plan. They needed to cooperation of most of the girls for it to work. They'd stayed up most of the night plotting a secret revenge on the boys in the bet. They would pay, all right. They would pay.

On the other side of the tower, five Gryffindor boys rose bright an early. No one had gotten any the day before and everyone was anxious. Each of them had resolved to nail at least one person before the day was over. They all changed into their robes and headed for the common room. Ron entered and approached Hermione.

"Well, what should I do? Have you found any girls?" he asked.

"Of course, silly. They're waiting for you in Hagrid's hut. But they want me to bring you to them. Blindfolded."

"Why do I have to be blindfolded?"

"Because they're kinda shy. But don't worry. I'll tell you how many there are."

"Okay, whatever."

"Okay, are you ready to go? We have to do this during breakfast because we all have class today."

"No breakfast?" he sighed. "Okay, fine. Whatever. I guess some sacrifices have to be made to get revenge on Lavender, right?"

"Right," Hermione said with a coy smile. She began to lead him out of the common room and onto the school grounds. As soon as they exited the castle, Hermione pulled a blindfold out of her pocket.

"Are you sure Hagrid's not gonna be in his hut?" Ron asked.

"Yes, I'm sure. Dumbledore sent him into the Forbidden Forest this morning to find a Hippogriff that got loose."

"Really?"

"Yes, Ron. Do you want to be bribed or not? Because we can forget this whole thing. I just figured this might be the most fun way to get my revenge," she soothed. Then she kissed him sweetly, a smile playing on her lips.

"No, no, that's fine. I like the bribery."

"Good. Now come on."

Hermione led him across the grounds to Hagrid's hut. She opened the door and gently led him into the hut. He felt himself being laid down on the ground and heard lots of girlish giggles. He had to smile. This would be fun!

"Hey, Ronnikins," he heard a coy high-pitched voice say. He suddenly felt two lips being pressed to his and his robe being unbuttoned. Oh yeah, this was going to be really fun.

He allowed himself to submit to the touches and the kisses. He felt his robe being pulled off, and cursed himself for being so visibly turned on. He heard several different voices comment on how they just couldn't wait for their turn. Suddenly, a hand tugged him upwards, and he felt himself begin dragged to a new location.

"Wait, where are we going?"

"Over to the bed," a voice answered with a giggle.

"I can't have sex in Hagrid's bed!"

"Why not?"

"That's disgusting! Besides, he's my friend, and you just don't have sex in your friends' beds."

"Well, then, it's a good thing I'm not taking you to his bed."

"But you just said--"

"I lied."

"Uh, 'Mione? What's going on? I'm getting confused here."

"You'll see," he heard her voice call back.

He heard a door open, and gasped. Had Hagrid just came in?

"Ronnikins, would you like us to take off your blindfold?"

"Yes!" he practically shouted.

The blindfold removed, and he found himself standing outside, in the cold morning weather, completely naked, with Hagrid and his Care of Magical Creatures standing gaping at him.

"What the? I--I--." And with that, Ron tried to make a run for the door to grab his robe, still lying on the floor, but Lavender shut the door in his face. He blushed a shade of crimson deeper than his hair as he ran off, heading for the Gryffindor tower, trying his best to cover his er, "assets", but failing miserably.

In the distance, he could hear some very shocked Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw Care of Magical Creatures students laughing their own "assets" off.

Hermione and Lavender, along with several other Gryffindor girls, exited the hut giggling.

"Thanks for letting us use your hut, Hagrid," Hermione said, through her laughter.

"Er...no problem, there, I just wish you'd have warned me about what you were going to use it for..."

"Sorry, Hagrid. I did tell you it was for revenge!"

Hagrid rolled his eyes and turned to his class. "No more to see here. Let's get down to business."

Hermione smiled and turned to the still laughing Lavender. "Well, Lavender, one down, three more to go."

"Yeah," Lavender agreed. "Harry, Neville, and Dean are going to wish they were never born."

And with that, Hermione, Lavender, and the rest of the girls ran off to class. They were already late, but however many points were deducted from their house, it was worth it.


Author notes: Review please. Thanks.