Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Severus Snape Lord Voldemort
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 07/10/2003
Updated: 02/07/2004
Words: 8,836
Chapters: 4
Hits: 1,057

It's Not Easy Being a Squib or The Misadventures of Chester B. Humpledincker

Jaqsa

Story Summary:
O/C: Chester B. Humpledincker: The horrific mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

Chapter 01
07/10/2003

O/C: Chester B. Humpledincker: The horrific mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

Words: 926
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Chapter 02
07/10/2003

Chester B. Humpledincker: The mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

Words: 1,358
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Chapter 03
01/24/2004

Chester B. Humpledincker: The mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

Words: 3,721
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Chapter 04
02/07/2004

Ah, what can we say about this fic? It has wit, charm, panache, knows the right way to greet a duchess and when to say no to a bishop (NB never) - all without having attended a swiss finishing school.

Words: 2,831
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