The Boy Who Lived... Unfortunately

Harry, Ron and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their fifth year but this time Draco Malfoy's a little harder to ignore. Starring an unhinged Malfoy, an oblivious Ron, and perplexed Harry, and Hermione, as herself. Also featuring the annoying narrator, a little thing called a war, and…. Oh just read it and see!

Following a disturbing dispute with Snape, Harry finds himself paired with Draco in potions, with interesting results. Neville nearly gets lucky, Hermione tries to flirt, Ron is obliviously cute, as always….and the narrator continues to p*ss us all off.

Remembering the words of his father, Draco begins to question the way he treated Harry and the others. Harry realises there’s more to life than right and wrong. Draco makes a discovery and Harry finds out he’s part of yet another prophecy (d’oh!)