Hannah-Freya

Humorous fic: A day in the life of Hogwarts, from the perspective of a *genuine* oakwood floorboard. features Snape, Aurors, renegade Muggles, You-Know-Who and Bertha Jorkins.

"Hermione felt, for the first time since wakening the slight indentation of weight at the bottom end of her coverlet. She reluctantly shifted the directionf of her gaze. Oh. Holy. God. Positioned in the aforementioned location was a huge snake." -- Features Hermione, The Chamber of Secrets and a surprise character revealed in the second chapter...