Rating:
PG
House:
Astronomy Tower
Characters:
Severus Snape
Genres:
Romance Drama
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages
Stats:
Published: 06/03/2004
Updated: 07/10/2004
Words: 21,022
Chapters: 9
Hits: 5,225

No One's Lapdog

Gilbert Wimple

Story Summary:
Pairing our beloved Professor Snape with someone is not an easy task. Being the perfect git he is, not many (sane) women would fancy being on the receiving end of his affections. If he’s at all capable of loving someone, his feelings better be directed towards a strong and independent woman who has the guts and the sense of humour to stand up to him. Why? Because it's never safe to be around a former Death Eater who very easily gets annoyed... But when Hogwarts gets a new Potions mistress who is not only skilled in her field of work but also happens to be an excellent Quidditch player, a Beater (very few girls are), Snape's got to learn to watch his steps!

Chapter 01
06/03/2004

Pairing our beloved Professor Snape with someone is not an easy task. Being the perfect git he is, not many (sane) women would fancy being on the receiving end of his affections. If he’s at all capable of loving someone, his feelings better be directed towards a strong and independent woman who has the guts and the sense of humour to stand up to him. Why? Because it's never safe to be around a former Death Eater who very easily gets annoyed... But when Hogwarts gets a new Potions mistress who is not only skilled in her field of work but also happens to be an excellent Quidditch player, a Beater (very few girls are), Snape's got to learn to watch his steps!

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Chapter 02
06/09/2004

Snape has always been proud of his self-control. But just how strong-willed and composed is he?

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Chapter 03
06/09/2004

Snape's got every reason to be furious. And it's not exactly fun to be the one he's directing all his fury towards...

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Chapter 04
06/15/2004

According to Gilderoy Lockhart, Snape knows a tiny bit about duelling. Sounds like quite a bit of an understatement, don't you think?

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Chapter 05
06/24/2004

What could possibly make Snape's cold eyes turn, well, maybe not warm, but less cold?

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Chapter 06
06/25/2004

It seldom serves Snape's purpose to give simple, straightforward answers. And why does he never get to finish reading the Daily Prophet one hot and stifling afternoon in the staff room?

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Chapter 07
07/02/2004

A Bludger, a Beater and her bat (and a certain greasy-haired wizard finally coming around)

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Chapter 08
07/10/2004

I trust you both. It is time for you to lay aside your old differences, and trust each other.

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Chapter 09
07/10/2004

The end of Snape's long journey to find, care for and finally trust someone enough to tell her...

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