Truth or Dare...The sequel!

Truth or Dare . . .the Sequel! (Dean's revenge)

*Dumbledore, the boys, Dean and Voldie walk down the stairs*

Harry: Pine freshy!

Neville: I'm afraid of pine . . .

Ron: Shall we continue thines game-ith down-ith-stair-ith?"

Dean: Like, like, like, like sure.

*Everybody sits down next to the fire*

Voldie: Um.. Should I warn you that I'm a pyromaniac?

*Everybody looks suspicious and back away slightly. Seamus uses his cowboy "skills" to lasso Voldie to get him far, far, far away from the fire. *

Harry: I'm going first again. Dumbledore. I dare you to go up.... well..

*Harry leans over and whispers something in Dumbledore's ear. Dumbledore grins and stands up. He walks up the stairs to the girl's dorm. *

Seamus: Harry. What like, like, like did you like tell him to like do?

*Harry grins. Before he can talk an ear-shattering scream splits the air.*

(A/n: yeah I'm feeling more descriptive than funny at the moment)

Hermione appeared and screamed again.

Hermione: Oh my.... Mind if I borrow that?

*Hermione picks up the fire poker and blinds herself. *

Hermione: Thank you. Now I must go convert my notes to Brail.

*She turned swiftly on her heel and heads in the direction of the girl's dorm. She crashes into the wall and falls over.*

Hermione: I'M FINE!!!! Don't mind me! I'll just lie here...bleeding.

All: OK

Dumbledore (who had magically reappeared): OK Harry. Now it's MY turn.

*Dumbledore leans over and whispers in Harry's ear*

Harry: NO!!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!! Dumbledore I respect you and all that crap but I AM NOT EVER, EVER, EVER WASHING SNAPES HAIR! Much less touch it!

Dumbledore: That means you have to do truth! Who's going to die in the fifth book???????????

*Everyone leans in to hear Harry. *

Harry: Well....

*Whispers something the readers can't see

Everyone gasps.*

Dean: *looks at Voldie* You animal!!!!!!!

Voldie: I-i-i-iv'e changed I tell you!!!! *Runs away only to come back for the sequels sequel*

Dean: (ask evilly) So, like anyway, like, like, Seamus, Truth or like, like, like, like Dare?

Seamus: Um, well I gerss I'll dew, Truth.

Dean: Is it true that you have a crush on McGonagall?

*All gasp because he didn't say like*

Seamus: N-No. Wer'd yeh get an ider like that?

Dumbledore: Don't worry Seamus, all the male staff members like her!

Seamus: I don't like Mc Gowonagal."

Dean: Yes you like, like do!!!!!!!!!!! I like know it! You moan it all like, like, like night! I know it! I know it! I do! I like do!!!!!!!!

*2 big bodyguards walk in followed by none other than Professor Minerva McGonagall. An odd glimmering light strikes her brilliant white, yellow-toned wrinkled...skin.

Dumbledore sees her and love music starts. Everyone looks up including the Crabbe and Goyle sized bodyguards.*

All: Huh?

*Bodyguards pick Dean up and carry him away*

Minerva: So what were you boys talking- oh hello Tom.-

*Voldie twitches*

(Voldie: Grrrrrr) Nice to see you again. - What were you boys talking about?

All- NUTHING!!!

McGonagall: Wanna play a board game?"

All- Yeah!

*McGonagall pulls out- THE GAME OF LIFE!*

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