Game of Life the sequel!

Shoes...or wands.

By: Winky

Harry: GOOD GOD MAN! PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON!

Voldie: But why?

Harry: Why???? Why????-

Voldie: Yeeeees.

Harry: You just friggin knocked out my headmaster!

Voldie: I don't see your point.

Minerva: Why don't we just play wands?

*Harry looks at Voldie, Voldie looks at Harry*

Voldie/Harry: What?

McGonagall: Winky's (Winky: *waves.*) society have shoes, so ours should have wands. Don't you think?

*Harry looks at Voldie, Voldie looks at Harry*

Voldie/Harry: OK.

McGonagall seals the cards. Instead of hearts, diamonds, spades, and clubs, this deck has owls, fireplaces, wands, and Harry.

Harry: It's me!

*Voldie pouts*

Minerva: ok, here's your card. Remember, when I pass you the card, you look at it to see if it's yours. Ready? Ok.

Harry: Ick. You remind me of those freaky American cheerleaders.

*Voldie stands up and slaps on a blonde wig with pig tails tied with pink ribbons.*

Voldie: Cheerleading??????? Like, like, sign me up!!!

*Minerva looks at Harry, Harry looks at Minerva*

Harry (whispers): Should we call the bodyguards?

*Minerva looks at Voldie who was busy saying-

Voldie: Ono, two, three, four, gets me a piece of pie to pour! Jigger doogle poppy poo!

*Harry looks disgusted and nods. Minerva sticks her fingers in her mouth and whistles*

Voldie: Time for the routine?????

*Voldie jumps around the room. Does kart-wheels, round-offs, splits, flips, and jumps to do a triple-double-versi-jiggle-split-flippy-quadi-poly-buggy-woosh-boom-bang-thing right into the bodyguards arms.

*The bodyguard smiled and carried him out the portrait hole. Harry and McGonagall laughed and laughed and laughed (then Minerva snorted while inhaling) and they laughed even more. Abruptly they stopped and stared at each other evilly. Action music consisting mostly of drums starts up and goes on and on repeating itself over and over and over again. They played card games to the death, bored games to the end of a never of a saint, Simon-says to the extent of fainting and now they were working out.*

Minerva: Work it oh, bony kneed one! Get them legs up!

Harry(breathless): OH shut up spider veins!

Minerva:(*frown*) You're the one to talk Mr. Got-no-chest-hair!

*Suddenly Ginny comes down from her room wearing a white nightgown and a pink robe with pink fuzzy slippers on her feet, hair in a mess.*

Ginny: (*yawn*)What's going o-o-on?

Minerva: (breathless) We're doing a work...(*breath*)...out.... compe...tition...

Harry: And...I'm...winning!

Ginny: Really? Can I try?

*Ginny joins the in jumping jacks. After a while she is still going very strong. As she was bringing her hand up, her fingernail just barely touched a little peach fuzz hair on Harry's arm. Harry let out a large moan and fell over, knocking over Minerva. The bodyguards appeared followed by a small brown haired girl holding a microphone.*

Woman: It looks like we have a winner!

Ginny (confused): A winner?

Woman: (*turns to a camera*) And we're back from the break! For those who just tuned in, I am Winky, we are in Gryffindor Tower and we, after three previous episodes, we actually have a winner! The winner of Survivor: Gryffindor Tower is cutie-pants-good-girl Ginny Weasley!

Ginny(really confused): HUH?? Survivor?? Gryffindor Tower?? And I won??

Winky: Yep! Congratulations!

Ginny: Yes!!!! (*jumps up and punches the air*)

Winky: And thank you for watching Survivor: Gryffindor Tower!