Rating:
PG
House:
The Dark Arts
Characters:
Hermione Granger
Genres:
Humor Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 06/14/2004
Updated: 07/20/2004
Words: 5,084
Chapters: 2
Hits: 740

The Goo Squad

Deirafalcon

Story Summary:
Hermione's been acting a little unusual lately (sitting next to Goyle???) so it's up to Harry and Ron to stop Draco from stealing top-secret inventions of the Goo Squad and save Millicent Bulstrode from Old Hob, if Harry can get out of a "tight" spot in time.... Featuring Petrified!Hermione, Pyro!Voldemort, Squib!Lucius, and ExceptionallyStupid! Harry and Ron.
Chapter 01
06/14/2004

Hermione's been acting a little unusual lately (sitting next to Goyle???) so it's up to Harry and Ron to stop Draco from stealing top-secret inventions of the Goo Squad and save Millicent Bulstrode from Old Hob, if Harry can get out of a "tight" spot in time.... Featuring Petrified!Hermione, Pyro!Voldemort, Squib!Lucius, and ExceptionallyStupid! Harry and Ron.

Words: 3,132
Hits: 476
Chapter 02
07/20/2004

Ron and Snape have had enough of each other, once and for all. Lord Voldemort has had enough of Lucius-wouldn't some arson be nice? Hermione's had enough of Bacon Man, but she can't really do anything about that. Harry's still in a tight spot. Featuring Stupid!Harry, Stupider!Ron, Attack!McGonagall and our favorite Pyro!Voldie.

Words: 1,952
Hits: 264