And Everything In Between

Part 1 the Black family

It was summer and Madam Olympe Maxime, Headmaster of Beuxbatons, was planning the exchange program for her fifth year students. She had her concerns about Sally Black, although she was perfect in all ways thinkable she was after all the long lost niece of the mass murderer Sirius Black. If they chose to contact Hogwarts for this exchange program there was a risk that Sally might find out about her past and her actual relatives. Luckily she had long decided to hold an exchange program with New Zealand to avoid meeting Rubeus Hagrid again.

And as Sally Black went off to New Zealand together with her class to meet with Gary Stue, her soon about to be love of a life time, she would remain lost in Sirius's, and Harry's, world. So we'll leave her faith behind, and focus on Hogwarts.

Hogwarts was on the other hand not over-run by gay students, no matter what some Durmstrang students said. Sure, there were some gay students, but with 10% of the world being homosexual or bisexual that was inevitable. Even Professor Trelawney was bisexual. But that's not the point. Besides, she was married with Professor Snape anyway, even if it had been a result of too many drinks at the Three Broomsticks.

Sirius. Yes. Sirius was still on the run, but he was not alone. Although he had left Remus Lupin's home last week he had still not gotten laid. At all.

The reason for leaving was simple, Remus was so happy with his new girlfriend that Sirius had had to leave. He couldn't take it. It wasn't just that tea tradition of Remus's anymore, he knew that was because Remus's father had been a Squib and therefore had made tea the Muggle way and Remus was now merely continuing it out of pure habit of seeing it done that way. He found it very unnerving that Remus, no matter how great and wonderful he was, got more action than Sirius ever had.

Truth to be told, Sirius had been kicked into Azkaban as a virgin, and remained a virgin until this very day. Of course he had been looking around for someone, but as a convicted murderer on the run there weren't many women who were interested. Lily had completely blown him off in their seventh year when he and James had had a fight, and he couldn't imagine any other girls too interested in a guy as immature as he was back then.

"Well, Buckbeak," Sirius sighed and petted the hippogriff. "I guess it's just you and me." He paused and looked at Buckbeak. 'Maybe... After all, Hagrid does it and...'

"Squawk," Buckbeak looked at him with a quizzing look.

"Nothing, just... nothing," Sirius snapped out of his train of though and smiled apologetically at the hippogriff. 'I can't believe that thought entered my mind,' he shuddered. 'Even if I did change into a dog while doing... that, it would still be bestiality. Ergh. What am I becoming? Am I really that desperate?'

He glanced at Buckbeak, and, to be perfectly honest, he was becoming.