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At the Shrieking Shack

Harry and Parvati started walking up to the Shrieking Shack, hand in hand. Parvati looked over her shoulder and saw Oliver and Lavender walking behind them, also hand in hand. As they were walking along the Shrieking Shack, they saw lots of couples making out. Among these were Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley. 'Oh…I'm glad Ron isn't here to see that!' Harry thought. Also, Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory. Also, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchy. They also saw a very disturbing couple, Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape.

'Ewww!!! I really didn't need to see that!' thought Parvati as she sat down by Harry. She saw Oliver and Lavender going the opposite direction and saw them sit down. 'Lavender is looking mighty cozy over there with Oliver…' thought Parvati as Harry grabbed her hand.

"I had a dream about you a few nights ago…" Oliver said sitting down.

"Really? What was it?" asked Lavender as she put her head on his shoulder.

"It was quite strange, actually…I was a keeper and instead of defending goal posts, I was defending you! And instead of blocking Quaffles, I was blocking other guys from you…kind of corny, I know…" Oliver said grinning and looking down at the ground.

"Not at all! I thought it was sweet," said Lavender, grabbing Oliver's hand as Oliver kissed her cheek.

"Well, then, would you like to be my girlfriend?" Oliver asked.

"Yes!" Lavender said excitedly. "I thought you'd never ask!"

"Parvati?" Harry said.

"Yes?" Parvati answered.

"Ummm…would you wear my ring?" Harry asked.

"Oh Harry! I couldn't…but…since you asked, ok!" Parvati said giggling.

Harry broke out into a grin and kissed Parvati on the cheek.

Down at The Three Broomsticks, Ron, Hermione, Fred, and George were trying to figure out what had happened. "Okay, let's re-cap. Oliver and Lavender walk under mistletoe, they kiss. Lavender passes out. Oliver kisses her again. Lavender wakes up and they go bye-bye," Hermione said. "Now, Harry and Parvati walk under mistletoe, they kiss, they kiss again, they go bye-bye. For one time in my life, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!" said Hermione.

"I know!" Ron said.

"How do YOU know and I don't know?" said Hermione looking very strange. "Oh well, what is it Ron? What's going on?!"

"Mistletoe does strange things to people…" Ron said.

"Well, let's follow little Ollie and Lavender and see what they are up to. Then we can follow ickle-Harrykinns, and Parvati and see what THEY are up to," said Fred with a mischievous grin on his face. "What do you supposed we do?" George said.

"Let's use some of those Filibuster Fireworks and dungbombs we bought today…what do you all say?" Fred said grinning.

As they were walking up to the Shrieking Shack ("EW! Is that McGonagall and Snape?") They saw Lavender and Oliver looking very cozy, just staring into each other's eyes. "Okay, everyone grab something and throw it at them," Fred said.

"One-two-three," Fred yelled. "ATTACK!!!" Then, they started throwing Filibuster Fireworks and dungbombs at Oliver and Lavender…except it wasn't Oliver and Lavender. "Chocolate Cockroaches! We hit McGonagall and Snape! Everyone run!" George yelled. Oliver and Lavender noticed what was going on and they heard George yell, "RUN!" so they did.

"What the bloody hell was that for?" asked Oliver as they were headed towards Harry and Parvati.

"We were going to hit you with Filibuster Fireworks and dungbombs, but we hit McGonagall and Snape instead," Ron said.

Lavender giggling so hard that she had to hang on to Oliver for support. Then, they decided to go do that to ickle-Harrykinns and Parvati. "On my count…one-two-three! ATTACK!!!" George yelled as he started pelting dungbombs at Harry and Lavender. Except…they missed. They hit McGonagall and Snape again. "OH NO! They must have moved! CRAPPIT! Everyone move out men! GO! GO! GO!" yelled George. Harry and Parvati got the hint and started running.

Then, they got back to Hogwarts and started making their way up to Gryffindor Tower. When they opened the portrait hole, they saw something very disturbing…they saw…they saw…

A/N: OH NO!!! What did they see that was disturbing!!! OH NO!!!!! Find out in the next Chapter!