Rating:: PG-13
House:: Schnoogle
Characters:: Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Harry Potter
Genres:: Humor General
Era:: Multiple Eras
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:: Published: 12/27/2004

Updated: 06/26/2005

Words: 7,189

Chapters: 2

Hits: 1,443

The Musings Of Draco Malfoy, Who Is So Obviously Better Than You

Story Summary:: In which Draco sincerely hopes he is not gay, only the weak require breakfast, and canon is completely thrown to the wayside.

12/27/2004

In which Draco sincerely hopes he is not gay, only the weak require breakfast, and canon is completely thrown to the wayside.

Words: 4,025

06/26/2005

In which there is much witholding of drugs, threesomes with people of questionable gender, and an upcoming dance!

Words: 3,164