Black Sparkles

You know how you all have those wishes that this or that would happen in the Harry Potter series? Well, here's your chance to read them! *This chapter* Fred and George Run Out of Jokes (oh, the horror!) *Coming Soon* Snapie Takes a Bath, Hermione Gets Laid, Harry Gets his Ass Kicked, McGonagall Becomes A Ninja, and many, many more!

This is an incredibly G-rated fic. Everyone and everything in this fic is sickeningly happy. The characters are polite, courteous, and enjoy building sand castles. (This includes Voldie!)