The Harrypuff Kids!

The Powerpuff Girls! Er...I mean the Harrypuff Kids!

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*enter high-pitched singing voices*
Fighting crime, trying to save the school
Here they come just in time
the Harrypuff Kids!
Harry, he's the leader
Hermione, she's the sensitive bookworm
Ron, he's the mean fighter
Harrypuff! Do-do-do-do-do-DO-do!
*exit high-pitched singing voices*

Ah, the town...er, school....of Hogwarts. A peaceful school full of learning students, where all live in peace and harmony. Or IS IT?
Dumbledore picked up his white and red smiley face phone. "Harry, Hermione, Ron, we need you!"

In a flash of red light, Harry flew over to pick up the phone. "What is it, Professor Dumbledore?"

"We have a crisis on our hands! There's a giant monster escaped in the school!"

"We'll be right there!" Harry said, and dropped the receiver before he, Hermione, and Ron flew away in a blaze of red, green, and blue light and magically landed right in front of the monster, which was a big green and black Basilisk! *gasp!*

"Take that!" Harry said, punching it in the face.

"And that!" Ron said, punching it in its...er...stomach, as it doubled over.

"And this!" Hermione added as a final blow, using her magic laser-eye vision on it. The monster crumpled over, dead.

"Oh no!" a voice said.

The Harrypuff kids turned around to see an evil figure lurking in the shadows with dark red eyes. "My plans have been foiled again by you, you blasted Harrypuff Kids! Someday I will get you, and that is the day that you will be gotten! For I am Voldemort, the dark lord! Mwhahahaha!"

"It's Voldemort Jojo!" the Harrypuff kids exclaimed in unison.

"No, there is nooo Jojo on my name!" Voldemort screeched. "I am just Voldemort! Voldemort by itself, with nothing added to it! There is no suffix! There is nothing on the end of the name, only the name of Voldemort itself! It will not be shortened to Voldie, Morty, or Olde! For I am... Lord Voldemort!"

"You talk too much," Harry said. Then, in a blast of red light, he punched him in the face.

"Oh no! How dare you punch me in the face, for I am LORD VOLDEMORT!" Then Voldemort pulled out his wand. "Ha ha, I have a wand! And with this wand, I will perform Avada Kedavra, and then you will be dead! Then you will be gotten, and I will rule the world!!!"

"Yeah, right, Voldie," Ron said sarcastically before kicking him in the head.

"My name is not Voldie!" Voldemort screamed as he fell backwards into the hands of the police...er, Professor McGonagall.

"Thank you, Harrypuff Kids!" she beamed. "This villian will be locked away for a long time!"

"Nooooo!" Voldemort shouted as McGonagall carried him out of sight. "I have a good lawyer! And this good lawyer, he will get me out, because I have a good lawyer! And I have death eaters! But thery are not my lawyer, for my lawyer is my lawyer and he will save me...."

"That was annoying," Hermione said before they all flew back to the Gryffindor Common room...because, after all, it was bedtime.

And once again, the day is saved! Thanks to...

The Harrypuff Kids!

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