Detention Hell

The scene is Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco all get detention again, but this time, it's from... Snape. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!!! So, here they are, in Snape's dungeon, serving detention.

Draco: Well this sucks.

Harry: No duh.

Draco: Did I say you could talk?

Harry: Shut up, yo--

Hermione: Please, let's not go through this again.

Harry + Draco: Okay.

Ron: I'm bored.

Ginny: Me too.

Harry: Let's go through Snape's stuff this time!

Hermione: Wait, no! If we get caught, we'll be in deep trouble.

Ron: So? Let's go.

*Harry, Ron, Ginny, Draco all go to Snape's desk with Hermione following reluctantly* *Draco opens a drawer*

Draco: Hahahaha, Snape keeps a diary too!

Harry: Open it, open it!

Draco: *Opens diary and reads:::*

Dear Diary,

I am so confused. Almost all of the students (and teachers, come to think of it) hate me, and I have no clue why. Especially Potter! He seems to hate me a lot. It's too bad too. And ya know, I was thinking of going gay until... Well, there's this one woman... I really love... Minerva McGonagall. I can't get her out of my mind, and I am becoming lost in thoughts about her. I guess I must tell her. Yes, that is what I will do.

BY THE WAY! You still owe me a Chocolate Frog.

--Severus Snape

What the hell?! McGonagall and Snape?! *shudders*

Harry: Hahahaha, that's funny. I wonder what would happen if they ever got together.

Ginny: Eeeeee, me too.

Draco: Whatever. Look, there's something under the diary.

Ron: what is it??

Draco: It's a piece of paper... *picks up paper and reads:::*

Minerva is my queen,
Minerva is my queen,
To be with her, I'm always keen,
Minerva is my queen.

Minerva is my shining bean,
On her shoulder I hope to lean,
Too bad we're not in our teens,
Minerva is my queen.

Minerva is my queen,
Minerva is my queen,
To be with her I'm always keen,
Minerva is my queen.

That is truly weird.

Harry: *was laughing through the whole thing* Hahahahaha, that is truly great.

Ginny, Ron + Hermione: *also laughing*

Draco: Okay, let's open another drawer. *closes the drawer and opens another one* What the hell?! *found pictures of McGonagall*

Harry, Ron, Ginny, + Hermione: What?!

Draco: *moves out of the way to show the rest*

Harry, Ron, Ginny + Hermione: *look* Ugh!

Ron: Imagine... What it would be like... if they get together...

Everyone else: UGH!

Draco: Okay... I'm opening another drawer... *opens another drawer, looks inside then looks confused* Uh... *pokes whatever is inside the drawer. It moves and Draco screams* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

The rest: What?? *look inside*

Ron: Ugh, that's kinda disturbing...

Harry: No, wait... It's a baby dragon!

Dragon: *gives a soft growl*

Hermione: Awww.

Ginny: *picks it up* Aw, aren't you a little cutie? *dragon bites Ginny's hand affectionately, and Ginny chuckles*

Harry: Oooh, give it here.

Ginny: *hands dragon to Harry*

Harry: Hey, it looks a lot like Norbert, only a bit darker.

Ron: Hey, yeah, it does.

Dragon: *growls and breathes fire on Harry*

Harry: *drops dragon* OWWW!!! STUPID DRAGON!

Draco: Haha! *picks up dragon* Good dragon. *dragon breathes fire on Draco too* OW! FUCKER! *shoves dragon into drawer before it can cause anymore damage, then opens another drawer, and finds a bottle* Who would need a bottle?

Harry: Stupid, it's a bottle of butterbeer.

Draco: Oh yeah. I knew that. Well, that's the last drawer...

Ginny: Oooh! Lets use the bottle to play Spin The Bottle!!

Hermione: Okay!

*They all sit on the floor in a circle*

Ginny: I'll go first! *Spins bottle. Bottle lands on Hermione. Hermione leans forward. Ginny leans back* Um, no! *Spins again. Lands on Draco* Uh..

Draco: Hmph. Fine by me. *Leans forward as does Ginny and they kiss*

Harry: Hahahahaha, that was great.

Ron: Hmph.

Hermione: Heh.

Ginny: Okay, it's your turn Draco!

Draco: Fine. *Spins bottle and it lands on Ginny* Uh...

Hermione: That means you guys have to French!

Draco: What?!

Ginny: Okay! *Leans forward and pulls Draco forward and they French. For quite a while. Then they finally stop*

Draco: Uh... It's your turn again, Ginny...

Hermione: No, that's not fair! Let some one else have a go.

Ginny: No! How about if it lands on Draco again, I'll just spin again?

Hermione: Okay fine, but you have to kiss whoever you get, no matter what, unless it's Malfoy.

Ginny: Okay fine. *Spins bottle and gets Ron* WHAT THE HELL?! No way!

Hermione: Yes way! *Pushes Ginny and Ron so that they kiss*

Ron + Ginny: UGH! *Both spit and wipe their mouths*

Ginny: Ugh, it's your turn Ron...

Ron: ... *Spins bottle and gets Harry* NO WAY!

Draco: *Laughs madly* YES! *Pushes Harry and Ron together so they kiss and doesn't let go for a while. When he finally does, both Harry and Ron gag and go to the sink to wash out their mouths*

Ron: Why'd I have to get the gay kisses?!

Draco: 'Cause it's your fucked luck.

Ron: *About to punch Draco when the classroom door unlocks*

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco: Shit!! *All run back to their seats as the door opens and Snape comes in*

Snape: Okay you little brats, you can go. Just don't ever do what you did to get detention again!!! I don't want to have to see you here ever again. You're dismissed.

*The scene fades as they all get up and leave, and Snape looks angry at the small burn mark on the side of his desk*