Detention Hell

The scene is Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco are all at Hogwarts. Wow. At the moment, they are all in Professor McGonagall's classroom, serving detention for getting into a rather violent fight, or something. I dunno, why do you need to know?! Any way, here they are, in McGonagall's classroom, serving detention for something.

Draco: Well this sucks.

Harry: No shit.

Draco: Did I say you could talk?

Harry: Shut up, you're not the boss of me.

Ginny: *singing* You're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big...

Draco: I hate that song.

Hermione: You hate all songs.

Draco: Well, yeah, but that one in particular.

Ron: Let's do something to liven this up. I'm going to die of boredom sometime soon.

Harry: Okay, fine by me.

Draco: NO! Let Weasel die.

Harry: Shut up Malfoy. *kicks Draco then points and laughs* Haha.

Draco: Ow. That hurt, you know. *takes out wand and pokes Harry very hard in the stomach*

Ginny: Stupid, you could have just cast a spell on Harry.

Harry: Hey, don't give him any ideas! Whose side are you on?!

Ginny: His. *points in the direction that no body is standing in*

Hermione: Ginny, I told you, Bob The Invisible Dude is not a real person.

Ginny: WHAT?! *cries*

Ron: I'm still bored you know.

Draco: Me too. Let's go through McGonagall's stuff.

Harry: Yeah!

*Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco all go over to McGonagall's desk* *Draco opens one of the drawers*

Draco: Oh, she keeps a diary. *takes out McGonagall's diary, opens it to a random page and reads::::*

Draco: Dear Diary,

I can no longer stand it, I am in love with someone and I can't keep it to myself any longer. I must tell him. I guess I should tell you first... I am in love with Severus Snape.

Bleh! How can she even think of liking him?!

Hermione: Keep reading!

Draco: Fine.

He is so kind to me, and after all these years... I guess I am going to have to tell him. Yes. That is what I'll do. Thank you diary. BY THE WAY! You still owe me two dollars.

--Minerva McGonagall

Harry: Ya know, that's not so funny.

Ron: You're right. That's just weird. Try something else.

Draco: Fine then. *Draco opens another drawer* *Finds a lacy thong* What the fuck?!

Harry: What? I can't see it.

Draco: *closes his eyes and walks away so the others can see* Ugh...

*Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny all look into the drawer*

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ron: Hey, why don't you put it on, Malfoy? You know you want to...

Draco: Ugh, fuck no! Hey wait, there's something under it...

Harry: Only you would look again!!

Draco: Shut up! *Looks away and picks up thong and throws it. Then looks in the drawer again, and sees pictures of Snape in the shower NAKED!* Holy shit!! *looks away and gags*

Harry: What?! *looks* Oh my fucking god... *gags*

Hermione: I'd prefer not to look...

Ron: *pulls Hermione to drawer* You're gonna look! *They both look then gag*

Ginny: What the hell is it?

Ron: Don't look Ginny!!

Ginny: Too late! *looks* HOLY FU--

Draco: *puts hand over her mouth* Do you want to get us caught? *takes his hand away*

Ginny: *shudders violently*disgusting... wrikley.... old... *gags*

Draco: *looks around class room despretly* Must find something to gouge eyes out with!!!!

Harry: But you'd still have the memory stuck inside your mind forever and ever!!

Draco: AAAHHH!!! *gags*

Ron: *closes drawer quickly while shuddering then opens another one and finds a pink rubber duck* What the? *starts laughing*

*Every one else looks in the drawer and starts laughing with Ron*

Harry: *Through his laughter* Who would need a rubber duck?

Draco: I dunno, but there are no more drawers to look in.

Hermione: Oh, that sucks. Well, let's play truth or dare.

Ginny: Okay!! Come on ya'll, let's get into a circle...

*they all sit on the floor in a circle*

Ginny: I'll go first! Okay, Harry, truth or dare?

Harry: Truth.

Ginny: Tell us your most embarassing moment.

Harry: Uh... When this guy I didn't even know came up and pantsed me in the Great Hall...

Hermione: Yeah, it was a full moon that night!

Harry: *blush*

Ginny: Okay Harry, you go.

Harry: Okay... Malfoy, I dare you to kiss Ginny.

Draco: What?! No way, that's absurd.

Ginny: *blush* Oh come on Draco, you know you want to...

Draco: Er.. No I don't! *goes pink in the face*

Harry: Oh come on Malfoy, I'll give you a galleon!

Draco: Okay fine. *kisses Ginny* *both go really red*

Harry: Haha, that was really great. Okay, I guess it's your turn Malfoy.

Draco: Yay! Ron, I dare you to--

Ron: Wait, you have to ask 'Truth or Dare' first.

Draco: What?! How come I didn't get a choice?!

Harry: Haha.

Draco: Whatever. Truth or dare, Weasley?

Ron: Truth.

Draco: Who do you like? Be honest now.

Ron: Uh.. *ears go red* Err... I like... You, Draco!

Draco: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ron: I'm just kidding, stupid.

Draco: Oh, phew! Now, who do you really like?

Ron: Uh... I like... Okay fine, I like Hermione!

Hermione: *eyes get wide* What?!

Ron: *face is completely red* Yeah.

Draco: *laughs* Weasel confesses his love!! Well, I guess it's your turn now.

Ron: Uh... *classroom door opens* Shit!

*They all run back to their seats as McGonagall comes into the classroom*

McGonagall: Okay, your detention is over. I hope you've all learned your lesson, and won't do whatever you did to get detention again. You're dismissed.

*The scene fades as Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco stand up and walk out of the classroom and McGonagall looks confused because she finds her desk drawers slightly open*