Les Saisons Quartet: Book One: Summer Lovin'

Chapter 3: Camping Sirius Style

After dinner the group was sitting outside under the stars.

"I'm bored!" Sirius sighed.

"Scary! A bored Sirius is never good," Jenn commented.

"Why don't we do something?" Lily asked.

"We should camp outside tonight," Remus suggested.

"Yeah! That sounds fun, but we should do it Sirius style!" Sirius screamed excitedly.

"And that is?" James asked.

"It is like Muggle camping, we have a Muggle tent and stuff, but after everyone gets their stuff we run into the woods and try to find a camping spot, whoever finds one stays there," explained Sirius. They all looked at him blankly.

"But then we'd be separated from each other, and aren't there like creatures in there?" Lily asked. "Why don't we just camp Muggle style?"

"We could, but we'd still be bored right now," Haley pointed out.

"So, we set up camp, and while we do we think of things to do, and after we set up we share our ideas and then we do the idea we like best," James decided. They all agreed and set up the camp site in a clearing in the woods.

"So who has any ideas? Besides Sirius, we've already decided he's too crazy to make normal ideas," Jenn said sarcastically.

"I say we play Truth or Dare wizards style," Jenn said.

"How does it differ from Muggle Truth or Dare?" Lily, who was Muggle born and never played wizard style, asked.

"You cast a truth spell so you have to tell the truth, and a dare spell so you have to do the dare, but you can't dare them to kill anyone or do anything that would send them to Azkaban," Haley explained.

"Sure, sounds fun!" They all agreed and after making a camp fire and casting the spells they sat around it.

"Who goes first? Why don't we start with me and then whoever I ask gets to pick," James said, but didn't wait for them to agree. "Lily, truth or dare?"

"Umm, dare."

"I dare you to give me a lap dance," said James smirking.

"That's not fair! What do you think I am, some kind of slut?" Lily hissed, but as the spell was cast she had to. They all laughed and Lily blushed through the whole thing.

"That will be twenty dollars," Lily joked as she got off James' lap.

"You have some skill Lily, you really should consider stripping for a career." This caused Lily to slap him.

"Ok, my turn. Jenn truth or dare?" Lily asked.

"Truth."

"Do you like Remus as more then a friend?" Asked Lily. She saw the way Jenn kept looking at him.

"Yes." She blushed and Sirius glared at Remus.

"Hey! Don't look at me like that, I can't help it if I'm irresistible," Remus said. They all laughed.

"Ok, Sirius, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Ok, I dare you to go knock on the Muggle's house that's next to ours and ask if the woman who lives there, I think he name is Amanda, ask if she can help find your virginity." Sirius glared at his little sister, but was also forced to obey. They all followed hiding in the bush.

Sirius knocked on the door and a women in her fifties answered the door.

"Excuse me ma'am but you see I've recently lost my dog, Virginity and I was wondering if you could help me find her." They all had to stifle their laughs.

"Are you drunk?" the women asked. "I'll give you five seconds to leave or I'll call the police!" Sirius ran as fast as he could. They all returned, out of breath to the camp fire.

"That was too funny!" Lily exclaimed through her laughs.

"Ok S-S-Sirius it's your turn!" Remus said trying, but failing to stop laughing. Once they all calmed down Sirius continued.

"Haley, truth or dare?" Sirius asked.

"Truth."

"What was the most embarrassing thing you've done?" Sirius asked.

"Once, Lily and Jenn dared me to seduce Lucius Malfoy who had a big crush on me (Just pretend he was younger then the boys) this Slytherin in our year. So I had to go up to him in the Great Hall.

Flashback:

"Hey Luci, I think you're so luscious!" Haley said flirtatiously

"You're not too bad yourself babe," said Lucius winking.

Haley sat on his lap and gave him a passionate kiss. The whole Hall was shocked. But some Slytherins began to clap.

"Mr. Malfoy, Ms. Groger! Detention tonight. I don't know what got into you," McGonagall yelled.

End Flashback

"Ewwwwwwww! You kissed Malfoy," Sirius squealed. The two other girls laughed at the memory.

"Ok Haley, your turn, this is the last one," James said.

"Ok, ummmm Remus. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Jenn on the lips for one minute," Haley said. Both Jenn and Remus blushed but Remus leaned over and kissed her. There were a lot of cat calls and whistles.

"Ok, what do we do now?" Jenn asked, trying to get the subject off of her and Remus.

"Why don't we roast Marshmallows?"

"Marchpillows? What are they?" Sirius asked.

"They're called Marshmallows. They're a Muggle sweet. They're basically fluffy sugar. You put they on a stick and roast them over the fire," Lily explained.

So Lily took out the bag of Marshmallows. She found six sticks and put a Marshmallow on each. She handed them out.

"Ok, you hold them over the fire, so the heat roasts them, but they don't catch on fire," As she was saying this Sirius' marshmallow caught on fire. "Like that."

"Harry! Harry! Oh no! Harry's dead! I killed Harry!" Sirius wailed.

"Here Siri, try mine." Haley handed him her perfectly roasted Marshmallow.

"YUMMI!!!! I like Marchpillows!" He grabbed 4 marshmallows out of the bag and stuck them on his stick. They all just shook their heads.

"Now I know what to get him for his birthday," Lily muttered to James.