Two Methyloctane

A response to the Funeral & Smut challenge on WIKTT. A dearly departed friend helps two people make a connection at his funeral. Little does he know... Spoilers for HBP. This was written before the release, but some of the info in the story *may* spoil HBP for readers.

With Lucius in Azkaban, the Malfoy name is disgraced, and Draco finds himself alone. Desperate for intelligent conversation, and realizing that no one really cares about what he does, he turns to the only person he can think of: Hermione.