Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
James Potter
Genres:
Humor Crossover
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 07/15/2003
Updated: 07/15/2003
Words: 517
Chapters: 1
Hits: 542

Seamus Finnigan's Wake

thephoenixsong

Story Summary:
What would happen if James Joyce wrote Harry Potter? A silly little satire, clever, pithy and a little weird. A parody of the classic Finnigan's Wake.

Chapter Summary:
What would happen if James Joyce wrote Harry Potter? A silly little satire, clever, pithy and a little weird. A parody of the classic Finnigan's Wake.
Posted:
07/15/2003
Hits:
542

Riverrun past eve and adam from swerve of shore to bend of bay, green light lantern blue lumos and nox, green tide wonders, as the mcfickle, mcconstant, mclost lost life of seamus led to close and green lights of wonder,

     Green and and and yellowed ‘me fair oh dack, me avada me kadavra, and hand me a beer.’ Lost and learned, yearned and yost so fares the boy, what does the fangs of glory do, where does it lie in paris 1939 he’s indigo, he’s indigoing, he’s indigone.

     So, mr. mr. mr. seamus seamus finnigan master, is thiAVADA KEDAVRAs your wake and what mark left you my sandy haired ‘how can you be nearly o’flaherty headless, nick nox noo:

     0h dear 0h me 0h mine, mine seamus who danced a lavender colored danced a how did you how did we know

     not seamus

     not finngan

     not a wake

he danced a dance, green and tidy full of messy tidy messy tidy green butterbeer and we raise our mugs our tug and tanks and kegs full of firewhiskey madam rosmerta dancing wildly as aberforth hurtles and hagrid cries by the flobber

     worms bedside singing soft soft, soft, stick your head in water

he died a dance, seamus, he deicAVADA KEDAVRAed and diced and ran across Tom Tom Tom Tom he said and Riddle and Riddle and Riddle middle kiddle my love will turn you on

GREEN light JOOIINNNNN he died a heros for green fair rose my bloody s

weet lip lost green

tomato

fryed the stirring oceans of god and deity and buddha who what muhaaaaaajesusdarnedchrist and i

love the fair green greeen

is ghr

gra

grass then

GREEN

or the fair life that gives green green trees and VITALITY and LIFE and GREENERY IRISH IRISH IRISH FINNIGAN

IRISH IRISH

"i'm half and half"

how can such lively green, such recurring, ever living GREEN

"me mom's a witch"

be so cruel in that GREEN LIGHT? WHAT ARE you DOING tom?

"dad's a muggle."

how can green

be

so EVIL EVIL ra ra ra ra ra (sun) ra

"bit of a nasty"

bit

of

a

nasty

GREEN SEAMUS, you are green green, irish green, drunk green and lavender dancing

we took your life, we are death eaters, we are green lights, grassy, living green lights

and i am tom

and you are

now dying, it is your wake and you lie in your coffin, dead

or maye

BEBEBEBEBEBE

RA RA FLAGGERTY WAGGERTY I AM DRUNK, says HaGriD.

‘a lost’

‘a wondered d

eath~ He died in green light AVADA

he died in lavender dancing light KEDAVRA

he lays and it his his his his wake

deiced diced, eagle spread spread eagle on the ground, sandy hair, frog pajamas and all. Kiddle. Fiddle. Riddle.

‘’’it is twelve o’clock in the moAVADA KEDAVRArning and we’re float!ing down into a tu?nnel of rats and flesh and blood

and

bone

dress in black or if not black then GREEN

or LAVENDER

seamus finnigan’s wake is ready and we’re in the MUCK ZUCK RUCK LUCK

DUCk.!!!!