- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- James Potter
- Genres:
- Humor Crossover
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
-
Published: 07/15/2003Updated: 07/15/2003Words: 517Chapters: 1Hits: 542
Seamus Finnigan's Wake
thephoenixsong
- Story Summary:
- What would happen if James Joyce wrote Harry Potter? A silly little satire, clever, pithy and a little weird. A parody of the classic Finnigan's Wake.
- Chapter Summary:
- What would happen if James Joyce wrote Harry Potter? A silly little satire, clever, pithy and a little weird. A parody of the classic Finnigan's Wake.
- Posted:
- 07/15/2003
- Hits:
- 542
Riverrun past eve and adam from swerve of shore to bend of bay, green light lantern blue lumos and nox, green tide wonders, as the mcfickle, mcconstant, mclost lost life of seamus led to close and green lights of wonder,
Green and and and yellowed ‘me fair oh dack, me avada me kadavra, and hand me a beer.’ Lost and learned, yearned and yost so fares the boy, what does the fangs of glory do, where does it lie in paris 1939 he’s indigo, he’s indigoing, he’s indigone.
So, mr. mr. mr. seamus seamus finnigan master, is thiAVADA KEDAVRAs your wake and what mark left you my sandy haired ‘how can you be nearly o’flaherty headless, nick nox noo:
0h dear 0h me 0h mine, mine seamus who danced a lavender colored danced a how did you how did we know
not seamus
not finngan
not a wake
he danced a dance, green and tidy full of messy tidy messy tidy green butterbeer and we raise our mugs our tug and tanks and kegs full of firewhiskey madam rosmerta dancing wildly as aberforth hurtles and hagrid cries by the flobber
worms bedside singing soft soft, soft, stick your head in water
he died a dance, seamus, he deicAVADA KEDAVRAed and diced and ran across Tom Tom Tom Tom he said and Riddle and Riddle and Riddle middle kiddle my love will turn you on
GREEN light JOOIINNNNN he died a heros for green fair rose my bloody s
weet lip lost green
tomato
fryed the stirring oceans of god and deity and buddha who what muhaaaaaajesusdarnedchrist and i
love the fair green greeen
is ghr
gra
grass then
GREEN
or the fair life that gives green green trees and VITALITY and LIFE and GREENERY IRISH IRISH IRISH FINNIGAN
IRISH IRISH
"i'm half and half"
how can such lively green, such recurring, ever living GREEN
"me mom's a witch"
be so cruel in that GREEN LIGHT? WHAT ARE you DOING tom?
"dad's a muggle."
how can green
be
so EVIL EVIL ra ra ra ra ra (sun) ra
"bit of a nasty"
bit
of
a
nasty
GREEN SEAMUS, you are green green, irish green, drunk green and lavender dancing
we took your life, we are death eaters, we are green lights, grassy, living green lights
and i am tom
and you are
now dying, it is your wake and you lie in your coffin, dead
or maye
BEBEBEBEBEBE
RA RA FLAGGERTY WAGGERTY I AM DRUNK, says HaGriD.
‘a lost’
‘a wondered d
eath~ He died in green light AVADA
he died in lavender dancing light KEDAVRA
he lays and it his his his his wake
deiced diced, eagle spread spread eagle on the ground, sandy hair, frog pajamas and all. Kiddle. Fiddle. Riddle.
‘’’it is twelve o’clock in the moAVADA KEDAVRArning and we’re float!ing down into a tu?nnel of rats and flesh and blood
and
bone
dress in black or if not black then GREEN
or LAVENDER
seamus finnigan’s wake is ready and we’re in the MUCK ZUCK RUCK LUCK
DUCk.!!!!