Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter
Genres:
Humor General
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 12/11/2004
Updated: 03/13/2005
Words: 13,270
Chapters: 9
Hits: 4,055

Pool Party

SweetCherryPie

Story Summary:
Things start to get a little crazy when the Weasleys get a new swimming pool and are left with it for seven hours... with Fred and George in charge!

Chapter 03

Chapter Summary:
AU-fic - Things start to get a little crazy when the Weasleys get a new swimming pool and are left with it for seven hours... with Fred and George in charge! What do YOU think will happen next?
Posted:
01/09/2005
Hits:
504


As George switched on their cordless radio, Ginny, Harry, Ron, and Hermione all smirked at each other, ran up to the edge of the pool, and dived headfirst into the cool and refreshing water, splashing quite a few people around them. When the four of them came up for air, tons of splashes came in their direction.

"Watch where you jump next time!" shouted an angry Parvati. She had on her black, tub top tankini with black sunglasses perched on top of her head.

"Yeah, guys! We're trying to work on our tans!" added Lavendar, looking twice as furious. She was wearing a light purple bikini and also had a pair of sunglasses on top of her head.

"The key word there is "trying"," Ron muttered to Hermione, Harry and Ginny.

"We can't exactly get one with you four getting us wet," Parvati added, choosing not to hear Ron's comment. Hermione and Ginny exchanged looks that said "yeah right".

"Why would you need tans? You're both brown enough as it is. Besides, the sun's going down and it's getting closer to five o'clock. You won't have much luck in this light," Hermione said.

"We can still try, can't we? Is it a crime to at least have a go at it before we get back to school? Besides the fact that we'll have classes everyday, we won't have enough time to actually go out and enjoy the sun because of those ridiculous N.E.W.T.S coming up," Lavendar said, putting her black shades over her eyes and sticking her feet into the pool.

"Oh! That reminds me! You know, now that I think about it, we really need to be inside studying instead of out here playing aroun-" Hermione said, but was not able to finish her sentence because Ron, Harry, and Ginny had seized her head and pushed her under the water. Hermione came up spluttering and coughing up chlorine. Everyone was laughing hysterically. Once Hermione wiped her hair out of her eyes, she glared at the five of them.

"That was SO not funny, Ron!" Hermione shouted.

"Hey! Why am I the only one being blamed? Besides, we had to find some way to shut you up about those N.E.W.T.S." Ron said.

"Yes but dunking me under water and nearly choking me half to death wasn't the way to do it!" Hermione continued to shout.

"It worked didn't it?" Ron asked. Hermione sighed and turned to swim away, but at the last second, turned back around and jumped onto Ron's back, making the both of them go under. Ginny and Harry laughed and Lavendar and Parvati tutted lightly under their breath and lay on their backs. Just as Ron and Hermione came up from the water, they're arms around each other, the second song began to play.

Ginny squealed with delight when she recognized the song.

"I love this song! It's one of my favorites on this disc!" Ginny said, swimming over to the pool's edge, jumping out, and making her way over to the radio. She gripped the black nozzle for the volume, and turned it to the right making the music louder than before.

Ladies (move)

Gentlemen (move)

Somebody ring the alarm

A fire on the roof

Ring the alarm (and I'm thrown' elbows)

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

"Harry!" She shouted and got her boyfriend's attention. "Harry, come on and dance with me! Everybody come and dance! Hermione, sing with me!" Harry and Hermione scrambled out of the pool as fast as the water would let them. They went to Ginny and Fred and George conjured up two magical microphones without chords. They both threw them to Hermione and Ginny and Ginny grabbed Harry's hand and kissed him lightly on the lips and Hermione and Ginny began to sing:

Ginny: Oh, I'm overdue, give me some room, I'm comin' through. Paid my dues, in the mood, me and my girls gonna shake the room. DJ's spinning,

Hermione: Show your hands

Ginny: Let's get dirty

Hermione: That's my jam

Ginny: I need that, uh, to get me off. Sweat until my clothes come off

With this line said, Ginny turned around and winked at Harry. Ron's jaw dropped when Hermione winked at him too.

Hermione: It's explosive, sneakers are pumping,

Ginny: Oh.

Hermione: Still jumping, six in the morning. Table dancing, glasses are mashing

Ginny: Oh.

Hermione: No question, time for some action.

Ginny: Temperature's up

Hermione: Can you feel it?

Ginny: About to erupt. Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise. Wanna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly. Get it fired up in a hurry, wanna get dirty. It's about time that I came to start the party. Sweat dripping over my body, dancing getting just a little naughty. Wanna get dirty, it's about time for my arrival.

Hermione: Ah, heat is up, so ladies, fellas drop your cups. Body's hot, front to back, now move your ass, I like that.

At this line, Ron blushed and shouted, "'Mione! Ginny! I really don't think you should be singing this! It's to, uh, well, you know-"

"Oh, Ron, shut up and let them have their fun," Dean advised from behind him, slapping him on the back. "I rather like it." Ron and Harry immediately whipped around and faced Dean, their eyes narrowed.

"Watch it, Dean. I know where you sleep, remember?" Harry growled. Dean laughed nervously and assured them that he didn't mean it the way they thought.

"Sure, Dean, you say that now, but we know what you're really thinking," Seamus said slyly, smirking.

"Honestly! I would never-! How could you even think-!" Dean stuttered. George kicked Dean in the leg.

"Shut up, you, they're not done," he gestured to Ginny and Hermione, and Dean shut his mouth.

Hermione: Tight hip huggers,

Ginny: Low for sure

Hermione: Shake a little somethin',

Ginny: On the floor

Hermione: I need that, uh, to get me off. Sweat until my clothes come off. Let's get open, cause a commotion,

Ginny: Ooh oh

Hermione: We're still going, eight in the morning. There's no stopping, we keep it popping,

Ginny: Oh.

Hermione: Hot rocking, everyone's talking.

Both: Here it comes, it's the one you've been waiting on. Get up, get it up, yup that's what's up. Giving just what you want to the maximum. Uh oh, here we go (here we go). You can tell when the music starts to drop. That's when we take it to the parking lot. And I bet you somebody's gonna call the cops. Uh ohs, here we gos (here we go) ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah.

"Who would have guessed that Hermione of all people would wear a bikini and sing this song?" Lavendar muttered to Parvati, Angelina, Alicia, and Katie, who all nodded.

"It just doesn't seem like something she would do!" Katie whispered to them.

"But you have to admit, it is a nice change from the slave driving worker she is," Angelina equally whispered, and the others looked at her, astonished. "Fred told me that Ron told him that Hermione was making Ron and Harry work extra hard before they have to take their N.E.W.T.S this year."

"Ouch. That's got to be rough," Alicia whispered. All of the girls nodded and turned their attention back to Hermione and Ginny.

Ginny: . . . Dance and getting just a little naughty

Hermione: Wanna get dirty

Ginny: It's about time for my arrival

Both: Uh, what