Severus Spade and the Dame that was Harry Potter

AU, Slash. Parody of Sam Spade. Severus Spade, Private Eye, finds a gorgeous new client in his office. But when he takes on the case of the green eyed gorgeous boy, he may be getting more than he expects.

Sev starts poking around, looking to help out his 'client.' Problem is, Harry wants to be much more than a client. Plus, everything Sev digs up amount to more questions than answers.

Severus Spade hits the speakeasy for a couple of drinks and the latest rumors. What he picks up is a bad case of the thugs.

AU. Hermione is a chipper reporter who's got the dirt on Voldemort, Ron is her faithful photographer, they both think Sev is a scoop, and Harry has one heck of a landlady.

Severus Spade meets his client's old lover--playboy Draco Malfoy. Is Malfoy the one who stole the prophecy? Does he still have his eye on Harry? And how will Sev handle it?

SLASH AU Everyone wants to get their mitts on the prophecy Sev keeps hearing about, but he intends to get it first. After run-ins with Malfoy, Dumbledore, and Karkaroff, he still isn't sure if he's any closer to figuring out who stole the thing.

Sev Spade finishes up with Karkaroff. Now Sev believes Moonshine Lupin may hold the key to finding the prophecy. A little information exchange may be valuable to them both.

Slash, AU. The thrilling climax of Sev Spade and the Dame that was Harry Potter, as Spade untangles the insideous web of deceit.