Rating:
R
House:
The Dark Arts
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 01/31/2002
Updated: 05/11/2002
Words: 21,497
Chapters: 11
Hits: 4,778

The Ivory Backbone

Snuffy

Story Summary:
This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Chapter 01
01/31/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,370
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Chapter 02
01/31/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,458
Hits: 365
Chapter 03
02/18/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,372
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Chapter 04
02/21/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,651
Hits: 393
Chapter 05
03/01/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,480
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Chapter 06
03/16/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 2,343
Hits: 353
Chapter 07
04/13/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,750
Hits: 353
Chapter 08
05/11/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,765
Hits: 288
Chapter 09
05/11/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 3,172
Hits: 196
Chapter 10
05/11/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 3,326
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Chapter 11
05/11/2002

This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a very awkward and bookish Severus Snape and his best friend, the slick and manipulative Lucius Malfoy, during their fifth year. Vengeance against a common enemy comes from an unlikely source, a love potion. And somewhere in his fifth year, Severus learns how to do more than take orders. Despite the first chapter and the summary, I swear on all things holy that this is not SlytherSlash. But don't hold that against me. :)

Words: 1,810
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