Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter Hermione Granger
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 09/20/2002
Updated: 09/20/2002
Words: 649
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,067

2 weeks with Hermione on vacation

Snaper2

Story Summary:
Hermione is going on vacation with her mom, tooth-obsessed Dad and... Harry and Ron? But then Hermione starts to like Harry... what now??

Two Weeks With Hermione on Vacation 01

Chapter Summary:
Hermione is going to vacation with Her Mom, tooth upsessed Dad and...Harry and Ron? But then Hermione starts like Harry... what now??
Posted:
09/20/2002
Hits:
1,067
Author's Note:
Thanks Liz R. for beta readind this for me!!


2 weeks with Hermione on Vacation

Hermione Granger yawned as she woke up. She showered, brushed her teeth, changed and went down for breakfast.

"Good morning sweety!" cried her mom as she walked down the stairs. Suddenly her voice got very serious. "Did you brush your teeth?"

"Yes, yes," said Hermione, "I brushed my teeth."

A few minutes later Hermione's Dad came down the stairs. "Hello everyone!" he said. "Did Hermione brush her teeth?"

"Ye-" Mrs. Granger was cut off by Hermione.

"No I didn't," she lied.

"EEK! CAROL SAVE ME!!!"

"Oh be quiet Stanley. She did to brush her teeth, she was just joking," said Mrs. Granger glaring at Hermione.

"Well she souldn't joke about somthing so serious," said Mr. Granger sounding hurt.

"Oh! Why is the world all about my TEETH??!"

"Its not sweety, we just want you to have good teeth," Mrs. Granger told her. "Unless of coarse," she started darkly, "you want to end up like my...Grandfather," she whispered.

Hermione Just sat there and said "huh?"

"Unless you want end up like my-" She said this as if she was a robot that had broken down.

"Yes I know I know, your Grandfather."

"W-what hap-pened t-to your Grandpa?" asked Mr. Granger shaking all over.

"Well," she said in a dark voice, "he didn't brush his teeth...EVER! And you know what happened to him? Well, don't get to alarmed, but he ended up with NO TEETH!" she almost cried. "

AAAAA! OH MY! HOW HORRIBLE!" cried Mr. Granger, claping his hands over his face.

Hermione hesitated and walked away. "I-I wonder why s-she w-wasn't s-scared," said Mr. Granger whiping unneeded tears from his eyes.

***

That afternoon Hermione came down for dinner being very bored. "Hello sweety! today for dinner is roast beef!" said her Mom as she walked into the dining room.

"Hi, Hermione! Don't forget to drink your milk!" Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Always teeth," she mumbled.

"As you know Hermione, soon we will be going on vacation,-" Mrs. Granger was cut off by Hermione.

"Oh yeah, where are we going?"

"Well, thats what we wanted to talk to you about. We wanted you to pick where we went."

"Cool."

***

Hermione lay on her bed that night wondering. She wasn't very good at chosing. "I'm stumped," she said to herself softly. So she called Harry for some help.

"Hi Harry, I need your help."

"What for?" he asked sounding suprised that Hermione needed help.

"You see, me and my parents are going on vacation and they want me to pick were to go. I don't know where to go!" she sounded very frustrated.

"Well," said Harry. "What about...Spain?"

"No."

"Wales?"

"No."

"France?"

"No."

"Poland?"

"No."

"Hermione, you say no to everything."

"No, I don't!"

"See?"cried Harry, "you do."

Hermione opened her mouth but nothing came out, she didn't know what to say!

"How about America! Like Mt. Rushmore, and Washinton D.C.! You're muggle born, your parents might love it!"

"Yeah! If there's a Mt. Tooth my Dad will go! No doubt about it!" Hermione said, laughing.

"Well, do you like America or not? I'm sure that you could learn loads," Harry asked as he yawned.

"Yeah, but where in America, its a pretty big country."

"How about...Baltimore or, Miami! Or maybe San Francisco, or New York City!"

"Yeah I know, but which one? Theres so many cities, states...places!" Hermione said as Harry continued naming citys in the back round.

"Well... How about...Hmmm...er...uh...um, Philadelphia?" Harry asked, hoping for a yes.

"Okay! Philadelphia! Harry, Um... would...um you go...uh...would you go with me?"Hermione said quickly."We could go to the Philadelpia Zoo and a maybe even a Philies game! Though, my Dad might freak out at their teeth, but..."

"Sure! anything to get away from these Dursleys!"

Hermione was very Happy to Hear this and said, "I'll owl Ron and ask him. So, See ya there!"

***