Legends of the Four

A tale of love, lust, betrayal, major disappointments, hatred, life, and death; namely, the four founders of Hogwarts. Who were they really? How did they meet? How was Hogwarts founded? How did a sinister romance blossom between them? Why did Salazar hate Muggles? Did Helga experience disappointment in love? And what was the big secret that ruined it all?

Many meetings, too much tears, lots of anger - suffice to say that all is not fair in love and war. And at least one secret is open season. Is Salazar really a Muggle-born? Is Helga actually bisexual? Does Rowena have a thing for goats? And is Godric the ancestor of Sponge-Bob Squarepants? Don't torment yourself with questions - find out the truth today! Now showing at a threatre near you!