Muggle Studies

Draco Malfoy loses a formal wizards' duel to George and Ron Weasley and is forced to take Muggle Studies as a consequence. In this chapter: We're off for term one of year five! Draco acts strangely around Pansy and insults Molly Weasley. The Weasleys must defend there mother's honour. It's quite a ride on the Hogwarts Express with Ravenclaw interactions, a lecherous collectible wizard card, klepto!Goyle, and a perfectly Slytherin Pansy Parkinson. AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story was begun five months prior to the release of

Historical outline of formal dueling. Flirting with Fawkes. Rewinding memories. Draco and George prepare for their duel. Snape cleaning toilets? Who fancies who?

Slytherin dynamics and Draco's disastrous romantic overture. The binding of the Scyllae Messorium. A tender first kiss. An amazing duel with some wicked spells. Deepest secrets and fears rudely revealed. Come-uppance. And steamy second kisses in the misty Scottish rain.

A fifth year Slytherin series: Pansy and Draco dance warily around their budding romance. Snape and Dumbledore have a heart-to-heart. Hermione holds her own against the Slytherins. Unusual Quidditch strategies. Pansy and Draco receive new toys. A Lestrange is on the horizon! Guess who's back, back again . . . ? No, not Voldemort . . . well, okay. Him too. Fawkes finds love.

Draco arranges purple roses for the high table and Padma gets cheeky in Herbology. Lucius and Narcissa pay a surprise visit to Hogwarts. Draco and Pansy get a cringeworthy lesson in the birds and the bees from Lucius Malfoy. The Muggle Studies trip to Kingussie, Scotland, ensues. Draco buys Pansy a very special gift. Susan Bones cuts loose and shops like a Slytherin. Harry teaches Pansy to cook and Pansy teaches Harry to never let his guard down. Neville impresses Blaise. An impromptu bit of night Quidditch and an unexpected Wronski Feint wreak terrible results for Harry, and Draco feels betrayed by Pansy. Whose wand is snapped in half, and how?

A very dark chapter as Muggle Studies takes a turn. Draco and Pansy take their relationship much further. A prefect has his own best interests at heart. Snape upbraids Pansy for her antics in chapter five. Astrid Lestrange's heartbreaking burden. Rated R for graphic language, sexual situations, one non-con male/male SLASHY scenario, and childbirth.

It's the morning after for Pansy and Draco --- never again! Draco desperately tries to recover from his traumatic experience at the hand of C.R. Waldvogel. Snape and Dumbledore confront Astrid Lestrange's grandparents. Dumbledore has a surprise for Snape. Education Decree No. Twenty-Four is handed down, to Dumbledore's dismay. Pansy goads Harry; Harry loathes Pansy. Lupin assigns Muggle Arts and Entertainment for the latest Muggle Studies unit. Pansy tells Draco the one thing he's waited all his life to hear.

Beef Wellington, Marie Antoinette, Jack the Ripper, and Angus Malfoy Prewitt MacGregor! And HORNETS!