Death of a Dark Lord: A Whodunit

Come in, come in, and welcome to my office. Please, take a seat on the New Zealand wool rug. I'm Malfoy, Detective Malfoy. Detective Draco Malfoy. How can I be of service? Ah... yes, my most recent case you want to hear about. Let's see here... It involved a mysterious, red-headed interior designer by the name of Virginia Weasley, a toaster with too many volts, and a seriously disturbed evil Dark Lord. Oh and my porsche. And Cap'n Crunch. Can't forget Cap'n Crunch. Yum.

Post-Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy is a detective with an odd obsession with Cap'n Crunch and owns a Porsche. Ginny Weasley is an interior designer who stumbles upon a dead Voldemolt and a charred toaster from Weasley and Weasley Co, her brother's prank shop. She employs his help and together they check out suspects, ranging from Harry Potter, an advice columnist for the Daily Prophet, to Pansy Parkinson, a clown in a cult, to Neville Longbottom, who seeks static shock therapy to escape the bunnies. Threats written in lipstick, evil men dressed up as Mr. Pickle and things that go bump in the night galore, and an unlikely duo falls in love.