Post Party Blues

Post party Blues Part 1

Rozi

*** I´ve joined the legions of Harry Potter fans! Yes! It´s true! Not only that, but the Remus/Sirius thing has converted me to slash/shounen aifics! (It´ll still take a LOT of persuading to convert me to like Draco/Harry, Harry/Ron. As for disc world, I´m still a big NO on Vimes/Carrot fics, but I can live with Vimes/Vetinari). My friend Niki has introduced me to Gravitation (male on male glomping a plenty!) and it´s officially twisted my tiny mind. BUT! I do not feel in any way confident to do a NC-17 rated Remus/Sirius fic, after all, ff.net doesn´t allow it anymore. For now, it´s just some goofy shounen ai thrown in to put some general fun into the plot, cause that´s what I feel comfortable with. Also, I´ve thrown in some James/Lily shippynessto. For no reason other than more comedy! Yay! I´ve also kept it very British, after all, I am British and so is Harry Potter (ha-ha! We have Terry Pratchett, J.K Rowling and J.R.R Tolkien! What do the Americans have? NOTHING! *puts on Nelson laugh* Haw Haw!) ***

Recommended play list for this fic-

(Anime/ J-rock/pop)

Gravitation - Yuutsuna seven days

Gravitation - No Style

E.M.U - Shounen a-z

Lucifer- Datenshi Blue

Digimon season one- Butterfly

Malice Mizer- Premier Amour

Sorcerer Hunters- What´s up guys?

RUROUNI KENSHIN- Kimi wa dare wo mamotte iru

RUROUNI KENSHIN - Sobakasu

X Japan- Weekend

Gackt- Another World

Gackt- U+K

(Everything else)

Spunge- Angel with a pint glass

Spunge- Whinger

Madness- It must be love

Madness- Baggy Trousers

(Oh we like Ska...)

Less than Jake- Ask the Magic 8 ball

Orgazmo soundtrack- Now you´re a man (it´s funny, trust me)

Creedance Clearwater Revival- Bad Moon Rising

Mighty Mighty Bosstones- Never had to knock on Wood

Reel Big Fish- End of the World as we know it

Sorted? Good. Now on with the fic...

Somewhere in the forbidden forest, around 1a.m

"We love you Gryffindor! We do! We love you Gryffindor! We do! We love you Gryffindor! We DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOO!-AH!"(Ever listened to drunken English football fans? I have.)

There are only certain songs you sing whilst drunk, but luckily this one was virtually written for those who were so smashed that they could barely remember the tune let alone the words. Four shadows staggered into view, all swaying gently as the loud chant echoed off the foreboding trees that pierced the night sky above the Forbidden Forest. They wore various degrees of the Hogwarts uniform with the Gryffindor tie. All of them carried bottles of Gertrud Gether´s Best, which Sirius had sneaked into the dormitories from Hogsmede. It was not only very strong, but it coloured your tongue and vomit with many rather pretty rainbow colours as Peter Pettigrew found out when the rest of the Marauders stopped by a tree to let him throw up.

"Look at that! Those colours! ´S real prettty!" James slurred and took a swig of his bottle "Jus´ like Lily... so pretty... those lovely green eyes....those eyes.... Like... green things..."

"Sapp´ires?" Sirius garbled and belched loudly into the night.

"Nah ya pillock, they´re BLUE! Hons´stly!" Remussaid loudly "Ya thinkin´ o´ em´ralds there Prongs me old boy."

"Yeah... emmy a thing... well Lily´s got eyes JUS´ like ´em! All shiny and green and stuff..." James smiled, took a last drain of his bottle and threw it away. It hit a tree root with a satisfying crash. He let go of his friends and staggered forward shouting "Lily is the most fit, gorg´ous, beau´iful, drop dead AMAZIN´ woman I have EVER met! An´ you know wha? I love HER! Oh YES! I LOVE YOU LILY! I DO! I LOVE YOU LILY! I DO!"

His words echoed louder than was comfortable for the other three. Something rustled in the bushes behind them and they jumped. Peter swallowed "Uh... lads, we sho´ go ba´, co´ be dange´ous ou´ here!"

"Ha!" James scoffed, rolling up his sleeves, "brin´ it ON! I can take ´em! Wi´... wi´... one han´ behin´ me back! And blindfol´ed! Standin´ on one leg! WITH NO WAND!"

He swung a punch at nothing and spun round on his heels, Sirius caught him as he fell to the ground and heaved him up again. "Than´s Padfoo´! Y´know, dunno what I wo´ do wi´out ya! I love ya Paddy, almost as much as I love Lily... but inna diff´rent way y´understan´! Don´ get wron´ ideas or nothin´!" He added quickly.

"Yea´ I know," Sirius put James´ arm around his should for support "´course I do Prongy... I love ya to! Y´rascal lil´ boy! Best seeker Gryff´ndorever SAW!"

There was a drunken cheer.

Peter belched and fell forward. He was asleep before he hit the grass, snoring drunkenly.

"Wormy´s gon´ ta sleep," Remus pointed out.

They stopped.

"We be´er stay here, I´ll pro´ec Worm´ail wi´ my fisof FURY!" James balled his fists again and picked a fight with a nearby tree.

"Y´know, not wishin´ ta soun´ like ol´ Pete there," Sirius said, "bu´ we ougta think ´bout gettin´ bac! Cou´ be horri´ things ´ere!"

"Nah!" Said James "We´re safe! Ya go´ me tapro´ec you! ´M han´some, stron´, fasser than a sni´ch! Got tha´ sni´ch GOOD! Kick´d Slyth´rin´s ARSE!"

There was yet another cheer.

"Snapey din´ look ha´y whe´ you won us the game! He loo´ed like he wa´ gonna kill ya!" Remus burped.

"Snape! I don´ care ´bout Snape! Heca´ kiss my cu´e lil arse he can. Slimy gi´! He´s jus´ a sour fac´d loser who cou´n´t fly a broom if he tri´d!" James laughed.

They settled down on the grass around Peter who was still snoring at full volume. Remus, who had been carrying the full bottles, threw another bottle at James who caught it expertly. He banged the bottle cap sloppily on the tree he had slumped against and eventually opened it.

"Hey Prongs," Sirius slurred "Thasa rum´our ´bout Snape fanc´ing Lily! Hear ´bout tha?"

James smirked "He´d be ma´ not ta! No´ tha he´s go´ a chans in HELL! ´cause ´m quiet plain´ly be´erthan Snape! Muc´ be´er lookin´ at an´ ra´e. Lily´s go´ stan´ards! I mean, ´o wo´ you ra´her go fer? Me? Quiddi´c´ hero?Or Snape, sour faced Sly´eringit? Hey hey, you kno´, whe´ they gave Snape a nose and teeth they ruine´ a per´ec´ly goo´ arse ´ole! Yea´! I´m def´a´ly a prize ca´chme! "

Remus chuckled "Ya thin´ ´lo´ of ye´self don´ ya four-eyes?"

James glared at Remus "Leas´ I don´ `ave a REALLY ba´ hair day a´ tha´ time o´ the mon´h!"

He laughed stupidly at his own joke and Remuslooked toughly un-amused.

"Hey! I can´ help tha y´know! ´S a damn goo´ thin´ thas´ not full moon now, o´erwiseya woun´ be laughin´ a´ ALL!"

"Now now lads!"Said Sirius quickly "None `o us wanna fight do we lads? We´re mates we ´r! We´re friends! Now les´ kis´ and make up!"

James and Remus looked at him for a moment, both wearing the same expression.

"Wha´e´r Paddy," said James "I on´y got eyes fer Lily! Oh my dar´lin´ Lily, I love yooooooooouuuuuu!"

His drunken, discordant singing once again echoed across the trees.

"Y´know wha´? All this bein´ grea´ an´ fan´astic an´ all mas´ me well tired! `M goin´ ta lie down f´while now, nig´"

Following Peter´s suit, James slumped back against the tree and promptly fell fast asleep. Sirius and Remuslooked down at the sleeping figure and sighed.

"I thou´ he´d NEV´R go! He ha´... how many bo´les?" Sirius said, patting his pockets for another bottle of the bizarre brew.

"A´ leas´ four," Remus mumbled, " ´specially a´fer tha´ drin´ing game wi´ Weasley and Jen´ins, they dar´ed him to chu´ two bo´les and he waz s´ill stan´ingaf´er three!"

"´Mazin´! Min´ you, I´ve `ad two an´ I´m a´ so´er as the day I were bor´!"

"No bloody kiddin´! Min´ you, bot´ of you were alwa´ goo´ at hol´in´ dow´ drin´," said Remus, with a bizarre, dreamy tone to his voice "Bo´ of ya coul´ drin´ three ´ole bot´les of Glumbles´ Brew and still do a duellin´ rouwith Snapey-pie."

"Yeah..." Sirius agreed with the same misty tone.

"Bo´ o´ ya ´r so goo´ a´ bein´... bein´..." Remus struggled for the right word in a haze of Gertrud Gether´s Best, "COOL! I wis´ I wa´ as cool as youse...really wis´ I wa´..."

"Moony me ol´ chum," interrupted Sirius.

"Yeah?" Remusreplied.

"Ye... go´ a... thin´ie... eyelas´ in ye lef´ eye," He slurred leaning a little closer, "jus´ here..."