The Oracles of Prodigy

AU fic. Fifth year. Everything Harry expected has become the least of his worries. Crazed love spells, unusual encounters, strange romances, a psychotic oracle and an age-old magic that could threaten the world and also bring arch-enemies together for a single cause.

In the second chapter Harry, Ron and Hermione each get to have a very close encounter with a slightly psychotic girl. Interesting? Very much so.

In chapter three, Hermione's gets caught in a nasty love spell making practically the entire male population fall in love with her. Interesting? Just like before.

In a nutshell, things get more complicated. (As if they weren't already).

Draco's hysterical and so is everyone else. So what's new?

So it seems for a while that every is going crazy, when suddenly we find out...they aren't. Someone else is going crazy for them. Confused yet? Because you should be. Oh yeah, and the mysterious Oracles and the Golden Trio plus a special surprise guest finally meet. You confused now?

And then we finally meet the characters with the title of the same name. That took a while, didn't it?