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Ron turned to look at Hermione, fury in his eyes. "Hermione, I'm not going to do anything violent. Honest."

Hermione showed Ron that she was not convinced. Ron smiled at her and headed on to Malfoy's room.

"You know it's no business of yours who Ginny's seeing. She is a grown woman now. I don't see her storming up to your hotel room arguing about me!"

"Yeah, well, you're not some ex-prisoner and ex-Death Eater. Plus, she's in there with Cho!" Ron suddenly stopped and made a fake gag.

Hermione realized what Ron had just stated and said 'oh' in a startled voice.

"Exactly," Ron said knocking on the door of Lucius, Ginny, and Cho's hotel room.

"Of all things! They're on the same bloody floor as me!" Ron said this more to himself than Hermione.

Ron knocked hard on the door again; mumbling a couple of words Mrs. Weasley would not be pleased to hear. Hermione decided that she wouldn't participate in any of this. The last thing she wanted to hear was Ron arguing with Lucius.

Obviously being brave, Ginny had opened the door wrapped in a bed sheet.

"Ron? Why are you here bothering me?" She didn't look as annoyed as he thought she would. This only made him sicker.

"Gin, you're in there with Lucius Malfoy, of all people."

"Don't forget me!" Cho said happily cuddled against Lucius' bare chest.

Hermione grabbed the sides of her head and shook it sadly. Ron and Ginny began to argue.

"Ginny, he's old. Like mum and dad."

"He's nothing like mum or dad, Ron."

"He was a Death Eater."

"Oi Ron, that was at least ten years ago. He's seen the error of his ways."

"He's sharing you with Cho!"

Ginny's mouth opened to argue, but no sound came out. She only shook her head, causing Ron's smile to spread more.

"That's not the point, Ron!"

Ron folded his arms across his chest and Hermione still stood in the back, shaking her head. They would start arguing and the argument would always wind up with-

"Ouch, Ginny!" Ron covered his nose and turning red at the same time.

Lucius pushed Cho to the side, knocking her out of the bed to see what Ginny had done to her brother.

Before Ginny could say 'I told you so', she noticed that the freckles on her arms and shoulders began to turn purple and her skin was turning green.

Cursing each other.

Hermione couldn't stop it, her wand was in the hotel room, and Lucius wouldn't stop it, because he enjoyed it.

The freckles turned to black stripes and Ginny's skin transformed from a creamy peach color to a blinding white color. Ron took his hand down from his faucet of a nose.

Ginny's eyes shot daggers at her brother and his nose began to run steaming water.

Lucius folded his arms, admiring Ginny's work.

Ron reached out and smacked Ginny on her zebra-print arm and she began to whinny like a horse.

"Zebras don't make that noise Ron," Ginny said, making Ron's faucet nose run green slimy water.

Ron looked up at Hermione for help, but accidentally sprayed green slime all over her shirt. Lucius' shoulders shook with laughter as he watched the display of 'sibling love'.

Hermione reached to the faucet, getting splashed all the while and turned the tap off.

Ron eyed Ginny very dangerously, and Hermione stepped in front of him.

Lucius held up a finger, and Ginny turned to look up at him, a tail beginning to sprout from her backside.

"If I'm not mistaken, Dumbledore is on the fourth floor in the room 302. Yes, he can rid you of the faucet nose; that is, if your Muggle girlfriend can't stop the spell herself." He looked down his nose at Hermione.

"Of course I can heal it, I'll just go back to the room and..."

"And what?" Ginny asked, her tail hitting up against Lucius' stomach.

"You know what?" Hermione said, changing the subject. "I think it'd be best to just head to Dumbledore. I hope he isn't too busy. Seems that he's really good with curses."

Hermione dragged Ron by the arm as far away from Lucius Malfoy as possible.

"Wait for me!" Ginny called after Hermione and Ron, but Lucius shook his head at her.

"You're not going anywhere," he growled in her ear.

Hermione finally made it to the hotel room and Ron said in a nasal sounding voice, "What happened to Dumbledore?"

"I just didn't want Malfoy to know that I left the wand in the room. Hate looking inferior to him."

She opened the door and immediately slammed it shut.

"Let's just go to Dumbledore," she said smiling at Ron.