Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Characters:
Harry Potter Hermione Granger
Genres:
Action Drama
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 11/04/2003
Updated: 05/27/2013
Words: 73,268
Chapters: 17
Hits: 15,168

The Portkey Solution

puck_nc

Story Summary:
Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Bank statements from Gringotts, sleeping draughts, and an unknown witch driving a Citroën.

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Bank statements from Gringotts, sleeping draughts, and an unknown witch driving a Citroën.

Words: 5,018
Hits: 2,991
Chapter 03
11/11/2003

Having escaped from the Dursleys for what may be the final time, Harry learns who has come from nowhere to help him. Owlery conversations, a clash of wills, and AOL starter discs find a purpose.

Words: 2,598
Hits: 1,047
Chapter 04
11/16/2003

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Family trees, a little catharsis, Unforgivable Curses, and an unwelcome connection continues.

Words: 2,793
Hits: 893
Chapter 05
11/24/2003

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Plans for a birthday party, Ron flips out, and the professors have a conference.

Words: 3,080
Hits: 888
Chapter 06
12/01/2003

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. The therapeutic art of journaling, the gentle art of self-defence, and the lost art of throwing a good party.

Words: 4,128
Hits: 906
Chapter 07
06/11/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Preparations and frayed nerves as the trap for Voldemort is laid.

Words: 3,952
Hits: 808
Chapter 08
06/11/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. The battle is on and Harry makes a stand.

Words: 2,908
Hits: 618
Chapter 09
06/24/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source.

Words: 2,782
Hits: 714
Chapter 10
06/28/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. In this chapter, Mr. Harry goes to Washington.

Words: 3,637
Hits: 736
Chapter 11
07/02/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. And the new school year begins.

Words: 4,920
Hits: 805
Chapter 12
07/07/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Settling into fifth year and a cracking good Quidditch match!

Words: 2,970
Hits: 721
Chapter 13
07/18/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. The trap has been laid and is sprung; it's going to take the combined efforts of all sides to find Harry. Rating bumped to PG-13 for mild language.

Words: 2,682
Hits: 680
Chapter 14
08/01/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Lily and James, the search for Harry goes on, and Ron makes a deductive leap.

Words: 4,130
Hits: 708
Chapter 15
08/20/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. When magic meets technology, the results aren't always pretty; Death Eaters resurface, Harry's still trapped in a magic-free world, and Ginny finds a new way to go places.

Words: 7,819
Hits: 758
Chapter 16
08/31/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Geek wizards, back in the Hospital Wing, and Snape is brewing a new potion.

Words: 6,355
Hits: 748
Chapter 17
10/24/2004

Voldemort wants Harry dead. Lucius wants to stay in the Dark Lord's good graces. So he hatches a deliciously evil scheme to use the Dursleys to do the dirty work for them. If Harry is going to return to Hogwarts for his fifth year, it will take help from an unexpected source. Memory potions have surprising revelations and Harry and Neville share conversation over Thai.

Words: 6,600
Hits: 1,085

Harry and Neville race to stop Hugo Victor as he makes a move at the Longbottoms in St. Mungo's.

Words: 6,896
Hits: 0