A Fine Line Between Love and Hate

A Fine Line Between Love and Hate

Pansy: I hate to admit it, but that muggle movie was actually really well done.

Draco: I know, that's why I won't admit it.

Pansy: (chuckles) At least we got our first assignment done.

Draco: You have our ticket stubs, right?

Pansy: Yes. It's a shame we couldn't make a fake ticket and just said we went.

Draco: Ugh, don't remind me.

[Back to the Wizard World]

Pansy: I fancy that Sebastian bloke. Minus the fact he was a muggle. He's gorgeous.

Draco: Yes and he's not real.

Pansy: That too.

Draco: So...

Pansy: You know Draco, you remind me of-

Draco: Sebastian, right?

Pansy: Good guess, but no.

Draco: Who then?

Pansy: Kathryn, the manipulator.

Draco: I'd do that girl if she were a witch.

Pansy: And if she was real.

Draco: Of course.

Pansy: (smiles)

Draco: Why her though?

Pansy: She's like the girl version of you. The perfect girl for you actually. Rich... Powerful...

Draco: Stunning... hot body...

Pansy: Sure. Perfect match. (laughs)

Draco: (smiles)

Pansy: Sebastian and Kathryn are quite like us. Of course, we're much, much better then them.

Draco: (smirks) Granger reminds me of Annette.

Pansy: No, she belongs in a horror movie instead.

Draco: Yes that too. She's the type who would have the same morals as Annette.

Pansy: Then breaks it because of some bloke she supposedly loves. Pathetic girl.

Draco: Blaise can be Blaine.

Pansy: Yes and he'd hex you if he heard you say that.

Draco: He didn't watch the movie. He wouldn't know who Blaine was.

Pansy: He was there though. He came in when you chased after that weird little muggle for throwing those yellow buttered things at you.

Draco: That little twit.

Pansy: Then Daphne came and Blaise and her went to the back and watched the movie from there-

Draco: And did Merlin knows what.

Pansy: Yea, they were actually all over each other... even after the movie.

Draco: Why am I not surprise?

[Later on]

Pansy: That movie was interesting. Maybe good ole Dumbledork would let us act that movie out as a play in front of the school. It's a good way to show our amazing talents.

Draco: Yea, sure and Millicent's bulimic.

Pansy: Don't say that about her! That's my best friend you're talking about!

Draco: Only kidding. Geesh...

[A little later on]

Draco: Hey Pans?

Pansy: Yes?

Draco: Don't tell Mill I said that okay?

Pansy: Scared of her?

Draco: Well I don't know if you notice but... she's rather large and masculine. She'll break every bone in my body.

Pansy: Are you saying a girl can beat you up?

Draco: No I didn't. I said she's huge. Oh yeah, she's rather not easy on the eyes if you know what I mean... unlike you.

Pansy: That's- wait, really? Thank you.

Draco: You're welcome.

[Quietness]

Draco: Well?

Pansy: Well what?

Draco: Aren't you going to compliment me back?

Pansy: Why? Ladies receive compliments and men give them.

Draco: What lady?

Pansy: Ugh! I am so telling Millie on you!

Draco: No wait! Beautiful girl... my eternal sunshine... the wind beneath my wings...

Pansy: (laughs) You're a prat.

Draco: Jealous...

Pansy: Yes, madly.

[Back at Hogwarts]

Draco: Hey Mill!

Millicent: Yea?

Draco: I think you're bloody sexy and gorgeous too!

Millicent: (surprise and blushes) Thanks, you are too. (then walks shyly away)

Draco: (waits until she's gone and then laughs hysterically) Did you see her face? Oh I'm so pissing on myself right now!

Pansy: (smacks him on the back of his head)

Draco: (stops laughing) Tell me she did not just do that...

A Slytherin Third Year: (walking by) She just did that.

Draco: I know that! Go away you little- thing you.

A Slytherin Third Year: Bloody kids these days...

Draco: (rolls his eyes) Hey, where's Pan-

[The girl's dormitory door closes]

Draco: Damn.

Pansy: I'm still here.

Draco: How dare you strike me on the head Parkinson!

Pansy: You deserved it!

Draco: I deserve a lot of things and that is not one of them.

Pansy: I believe Potter and his two sidekicks would disagree with that... along with me.

Draco: Who cares what they think?

Pansy: Oh, so you care what I think then?

Draco: Shocker, isn't it?

Pansy: I hate you sometimes.

Draco: A fine line between love and hate.

Pansy: Like you and Potter.

Draco: I hate you sometimes.

Pansy: (laughs)

[Quietness]

Pansy: Here's your ticket stub by the way. I'm going to bed. Night.

Draco: Night Pans. I'll get you back tomorrow for smacking me on the head, all right?

Pansy: What's with the warning?

Draco: Oh, because I love you sometimes.

Pansy: (chuckles) Same here mate.

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