Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Genres:
Slash Action
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 11/20/2002
Updated: 01/02/2003
Words: 10,095
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,416

Expendable Much?

Neo-Marauders

Story Summary:
It isn\'t easy (or interesting) being part of the wallpaper, but that doesn\'t mean Seamus and Dean have to put up with it. Now, after summoning a Doll Spirit that insists on doing Seamus\'s bidding, they\'re facing a lot more than they bargained for. Dramatic Irony, Heavy Sarcasm, Super-Tangled Love Knots, Wicked Anime-style Plot Devices, Unfathomably Boring Classes, and the Ever-Impending Threat of SLASH!
Chapter 01
11/20/2002

It isn't easy (or interesting) being part of the wallpaper, but that doesn't mean Seamus and Dean have to put up with it. Now, after summoning a Doll Spirit that insists on doing Seamus's bidding, they're facing a lot more than they bargained for. Dramatic Irony, Heavy Sarcasm, Super-Tangled Love Knots, Wicked Anime-style Plot Devices, Unfathomably Boring Classes, and the Ever-Impending Threat of SLASH!

Words: 3,054
Hits: 1,120
Chapter 02
12/09/2002

Harry plays Quidditch, Seamus plays innocent, and a certain Doll Spirit plays dead. Also, the whole of Gryffindor house makes contact with Drugs, Sex, and Rock 'n Roll.

Words: 4,023
Hits: 724
Chapter 03
01/02/2003

Unscrambled potions essays, chaos breaks loose (courtesy of Seamus), and a certain doll spirit mettles in other people's business.

Words: 3,018
Hits: 572