Faster, Mudblood! Kill! Kill!

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of trash novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! NOTE: now re-edited to reflect OotP canon.

"The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws!" Written in the tradition of dime-store novels and B-movies, this is a sorta-campy/sorta-angsty romp set in the Post-Hogwarts era. Hermione fancies herself as a mad-cap inventor and wand-wielding secret agent, but when Draco is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, she has the wise idea to involve him in a plot to track down Harry, who's long since exiled himself to the Muggle world. Unfortunately for reluctant spy Severus Snape, Hermione's hijacked him along for the ride--Russ Meyers, eat your heart out! (S/Hr and H/D)