Cinderella (A Hogwarts Production)

Hammerstein's movie "Cinderella". No money is being made and no
copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


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Last Time:

Narrator: At the ball Hermione is seen on top of beautiful sweeping staircase.

Harry: It's beautiful! It looks as though it were a beautifully selected marble and cut out by an angel! The girl standing on top of the stairs isn't half bad either...

*Hermione runs down sweeping stairs and into Harry's arms*

This Time:

Harry: Why, Hermione! This is so sudden!

Hermione: Am I the only one sticking to the script!

Harry: Sorry, I mean...*reads off his forearm* I would be honored with a dance with you.

Hermione: Of course, Harry!

*They begin to twirl around the ballroom, bumping into random people along the way. Apparently, Harry has two left feet... anyway, they begin to sing.*

Harry: Ten minutes ago I saw you

Hermione: Actually it was like a minute, but whatever suits you.

Harry: I looked up when you came through the door
My head started reeling
You gave me the feeling
The room had no ceiling or floor

Hermione: You should do something about that headache. And Harry, that's just an enchantment.

Harry: Ten minutes ago I met you

Hermione: No, still only one minute.

Harry: And we murmured our how-do-you-do's

Hermione: What are you talking about! You didn't even say hello!

Harry: I wanted to ring out the bells
And fling out my arms and to sing out the news

Hermione: (now sticking to lines again... at least for this verse.): Tell me the news!

Harry: I have found her, she's an angel
With the dust of the stars in her eyes

Audience: Awwwwwwww!

Harry:We are dancing, we are flying
And she's taking me back to the skies

Hermione (whispering): Harry, I can't find the broom we're supposed to ride on. Do you know where the backstage crew put it?

Harry:In the arms of my love i'm flying
Over mountain and meadow and glen

Hermione (still whispering): I really can't find the broom! And where is the background of Mountains and meadows? They were supposed to lower it now!

Harry(whispering): Shut up! Just improvise!

Hermione(yah, still whispering): So now you're paying attention to the play!

Harry: And I like it so well, that for all I can tell
I may never come down again
I may never come down to earth again...

*Hermione fake swoons*

Hermione: Ten minutes ago I met you *whispers* now it's ten minutes.
And we murmured our how-do-you-do's
I wanted to ring out the bells
And fling out my arms and to sing out the news

Harry: Hey, copycat! Get your own lyrics!

Harry (again): I have found her

Hermione: I have found him

Hermione and Harry:
In the arms of my love i'm flying
Over mountain and meadow and glen
And I like it so well
That for all I can tell
I may never come down again
I may never come down to earth again

*Loud applause from audience*

Harry: Thank you! Thank you! We're here till Tuesday!

Hermione: Harry! The play is not over just yet!

Harry: Whatever. *bows deeply and exaggeratedly as curtain closes for next scene* Hey! Where did everyone go! *scrambles to find curtain opening, but not finding it sits down on floor and bawls*

Hermione (from behind curtains): Harry! You idiot! *her hand pops out between curtains, grabs Harry by the scruff of his neck and oulls him through the curtains*

Harry (half-choking, half- screaming): Helllllllllpppppppp meeee!