Yuletide Horror of Hogwarts: Carols

The Dark Mark Song
Tune of ‘The Christmas Song’ by: Mel Torme

Draco’s plotting by an open fire
Harry’s winning by a nose
Yuletide carols being sung by the ghosts
And Tonks dressed like an Eskimo

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Will help make Ron’s season bright
Tiny elves with there eyes all a glow
Will find it hard to work tonight

They know that Voldy’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of Death Eaters into his sleigh
And only Dumbledore is going to spy
To see how Fawkes will ever know when to cry

And so I’m offering this good advise
To all from one to ninety-two
All though is been said many times many ways
Voldemorts going to’ get you

Hogwarts’ Bells
Tune of ‘Jingle Bells’ by: James Pierpont

Blowing up the snow
One a Nimbus 2000
O’er the school we go
Laughing all the way
Bells in hallways ring
Making ghosties bright
What fun it is to wait to see
The festiveness tonight

Hogwarts’ bells, Hogwarts’ bells
Quidditch game today
Slytherin and Gryffindor
Fighting all the way
Hogwarts’ bells, Hogwarts’ bells
Quidditch game today
Slytherin and Gryffindor
Fighting all the way

A night or two ago
I thought I’d take a flight
And soon Hermione
Was seated right behind
My broom was swift and small
Misfortune was my bet
We fell to a forest forebode
And there she got upset

Hogwarts’ bells, Hogwarts’ bells
Quidditch game today
Slytherin and Gryffindor
Fighting all the way
Hogwarts’ bells, Hogwarts’ bells
Quidditch game today
Slytherin and Gryffindor
Fighting all the way

Hogwarts’ bells, Hogwarts’ bells
Quidditch game today
Slytherin and Gryffindor
Fighting all the way
Hogwarts’ bells, Hogwarts’ bells
Quidditch game today
Slytherin and Gryffindor
Fighting all the way

Norbert The Ridgeback Dragon
Tune of ‘Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer’

Norbert the ridgeback dragon
Had a very heated flame
And when his shell first cracked up
Turned out to be Hagrid’s bane

There were no other dragons
With whom he could run and play
The only thing that he had
Was a big old dog named Fang

Then one dark and lonely night
Charlie came to say
Norbert with your flame so high
Fly away with me tonight

Of course Hagrid still loved him
Even as he left with glee
Norbert the ridge back dragon
You can finally be free

Twelve Times of Hogwarts
Tune of ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ by: Malcolm Sircom

In my first year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
A room filled with Christmas trees

In my second year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my second year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my third year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my third year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my fourth year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed do
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my fourth year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Seven stairs a changing
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my fifth year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Eight pictures opening
Seven stairs a changing
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my fifth year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Nine wands backfiring
Eight pictures opening
Seven stairs a changing
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my sixth year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Ten skrewts a blasting’
Nine wands backfiring
Eight pictures opening
Seven stairs a changing
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my sixth year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
‘Eleven owls delivering
Ten skrewts a blasting’
Nine wands backfiring
Eight pictures opening
Seven stairs a changing
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees

In my seventh year at Hogwarts
My eyes were blessed to see
Twelve death eaters dying
‘Eleven owls delivering
Ten skrewts a blasting’
Nine wands backfiring
Eight pictures opening
Seven stairs a changing
Six dragons flying
Five veelas dance
Four Quidditch teams
Three headed dog
Two butter beers
And a room filled with Christmas trees