Upside Down - Round and Round

Upside Down- Round and Round

By Lauren Williams

For Floss! The Twitchy Ferret!

Challenge: H/D in Detention, must include the lines: 'not if you were the last junkie on earth' and 'Wheeeeeee! I'm flying!'

No I do not know what warranted this detention but I can tell you that something did.

Harry scowled at his feet, his wrists were aching and he just knew that this couldn't possibly be legal! Hanging from the ceiling may have been popular as punishment 200 years ago but hadn't they moved on from all that??? He moaned in frustration. And he'd only been there 20 minutes! 30 to go!

"Don't know what you're groaning about Potter, at least you're the right way up." Harry smirked, true, he had faired better than Draco who was currently hanging upside down from the roof. Harry looked over to where Draco was dangling about two feet from the ground and grinned. He liked him in that position, his flushed face and flopping hair.... Sigh, and such a good view of his chest! "Oh I don't know, I quite like you in that position."

"Oh go fuck a tree Potter."

"I'd much rather fuck you..." Harry trailed off, WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY???????

"What the hell did you just say?!"

Harry cast a desperate eye around the dungeon, searching for some inspiration "Uh......nothing?" Oh, smooth Harry, real smooth. Normally he would have smacked himself in the forehead, but then again, remembering last time he did that, maybe it wasn't such a good idea......

"Oh..." Draco laughed nervously "Good..... you know, I thought for a second there that you said that you'd rather, uhm....." Harry gulped, Draco nervous was sooooooooo cute!

"You're quite cute when you're nervous." WHAT?!

"WHAT?!"

Okay, definitely need to hit self in head! "Um... why did the chicken cross the road???"

"Let me just get something straight Potter, I wouldn't screw you, not if you were the last junkie on earth."

"I'm not a junkie."

"Then stop acting like one!"

"I'm not!"

"Well all the same, I wouldn't fuck you."

"That's because I'd be the one doing the fucking." Okay, brain is definitely NOT functioning properly, this is now an established fact. Just tot the name 'Harry Potter' down in the Guinness Book of Records, that's it, under 'lowest IQ'. Hold on.... Draco isn't making any noise, maybe he didn't hear.... Harry peered nervously over at Draco. Draco's mouth was hanging open (despite gravity trying it's hardest to shut it).

"HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! PROFESSOOOOOOOR!!"

Harry hissed urgently at Draco "Shut up!"

Draco hollered some more, evidently he didn't feel like listening to Harry.

"Wheeeeeeeeee! I'm flying!!" The hollering stopped.

"... I beg your pardon?"

Harry blushed "Uh.... Wheeeee I'm flying?"

"And you say you're not a junkie."

"I'm not!" Harry didn't like the disbelieving look that Draco was shooting him.

"I was just trying to shut you up! Geez! Can't you take a joke? I wasn't serious about fucking you." YES! A believable excuse! Harry felt like jumping for joy, but couldn't because his feet were sadly lacking a floor to launch himself from.

"A joke?"

"Yes. A joke."

"Oh." Was it just him or did Draco sound disappointed?

"Are you sure?" Whoa! Wait a minute! Was that hope Harry just heard???? Check out Draco's face.... Well he didn't look ready to murder him, so maybe....

"..........um......... no?"

"No what?"

"No I'm not sure...." Suddenly Harry felt the latches on his wrists give way and fell to the floor, ow, he looked up and saw Draco still hanging upside down, he still had another 30 minutes to go, and was looking at Harry, a little short of terrified.

"Oh okay, you can go now, and I'll just.... Uhm, stay here."

Harry grinned and crawled over so he was sitting a foot from Draco's face "No it's okay, I can keep you company." Draco swallowed nervously

"Uhm, no really, it's okay...." Harry smirked at Draco and ran his fingers through the blonde hair hanging from Draco's now bright pink face. Might just ignore what Mr. Malfoy just said. "I like your hair like this, it can't get in the way." Harry leaned forward, grabbed the back of Draco's head and pulled him into a kiss, oh this was good, screw the consequences (pardon the pun)! Not until he'd sufficiently run out of air and energy did Harry finally pull away. Cocking his head, Harry's smirk grew even bigger, Draco stared back again, completely gob-smacked (Harry decided he liked puns) his lips swollen from the kiss.

"Wha'?"

Harry checked his watch- 25 minutes till Draco was let down- oh this was going to be fun!