Who can kiss Lily Evans First?

"Lily Evans totally rocks " Remus said dreamily.

"Yeah, her hair eyes ." Sirius continued.

"And the camera loves her!" said Peter, holding up his camera. Sirius and Remus turned to glare at him. "Sorry."

"Hey we should have a contest. Who can kiss Lily Evans first? The winner will get 10 galleons!" said Sirius. Remus bolted up.

"Great idea Sirius!" He got up and raced out the common room portrait.

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Lily sat in the great hall playing a game of chess with her friends.

"Checkmate " Remus whispered. "Oi Lily!" She looked up and saw him running towards her. He took a dive at her and

CRASH!

"SIRIUS!" cried Remus angrily. Lily had her hands over her mouth.

"Are you alright?" she exclaimed.

"Oh yeah, we're just " But Remus had clapped a hand over Sirius' mouth and was dragging him away.

"Stupid! Don't blow it! She'll never let me kiss her if you tell her the whole story!" Remus tried to swat Sirius but he dashed out of the way.

"Correction, she'll never be able to kiss ME!" He turned to go back to the Great Hall but Lily was gone. They saw her leaving with Peter close behind her!

"No!" Sirius and Remus shouted in unison. In two seconds, they had Peter by the arms and were dragging him away. Just then, James appeared.

"Hey guys how about " But they had seized him and pulled him around the corner. "What's going on?"

"We're having a contest to see who can kiss Lily Evans first." James rolled his eyes.

"Oh puh-leeze. Not her again. Who'd wanna kiss her?"

"Only every sane guy in the school!" Remus retorted.

"That makes you insane," Sirius stated simply. James made a swipe at him, but he ducked.

"You can judge then. Sirius, I guess you can try first." Sirius swelled up proudly and strode off towards her, the others following closely behind. He tapped Lily on the shoulder and she spun around.

"Hey Lily?" he said, in a charming voice. "You're looking gorgeous today." There was an awkward moment where Lily brushed back her hair and Sirius gawked at her. "Would you " he said, puckering up his lips and leaning forward but he fell over. Lily had proceeded to walk down the hall, leaving Sirius sprawled out on the floor.

"MY turn!" said Remus, jumping onto Sirius and running after her.

"Lily!" Remus called out. Lily turned around annoyingly.

What is it?" she said, a little annoyed, but still polite. Remus stood there, biting his bottom lip and didn't say anything. She threw up her hands in disgust and left.

"Finally I get a go," said Peter. "One more thing Lily!" he called out. She turned around again.

"Erm...." he said nervously. James groaned.

"That is NOT how you kiss a girl! You do it like this!" Then he seized her and kissed her. Lily's eyes went wide and her cheeks went red. James looked like he was gonna die. Then, they both started making gagging noises. Sirius, Remus, and Peter high-fived each other.

"Plan A worked, now on to plan B " whispered Remus.