What's A DIT??

Chapter 4: What's A DIT??

After a few more weeks of Death Eatering for Ginny and Draco, it was time for them to return to Hogwarts. Mr. Weasley had borrowed another car from the Ministry, so they obviously rode to Kings Cross in it. (DUH!)

"Draco! YO! Draco, over here!" called Ginny. Draco turned around, smiled, and he and Lucius went over to greet the Weasleys'.

"Hey, Gin, Ron, Harry."

"Hey, Draco," said Ron. Harry scowled. The Hairy Pothead still didn't trust Draco. Draco had just given up trying to make friends with the Boy Who Lived. It didn't matter anyway; soon he would be the Boy Who Died. (Excuse the terrible humor.) Ginny and Draco had recently corrupted Ron into becoming a Death Eater too, but he was still friends with Harry, so they could get close to him and KILL him! MUWAHAHAHA!

While everyone over first year took their seats at their respective house tables, Ginny went with Draco and sat down at the Slytherin table.

"Do you know what, Draco?" she whispered as she got dirty looks from the rest of the Slytherins.

"Hum?"

"The Hat was going to put me in Slytherin, but I asked it not to." She looked regretful, remembering that piece of discarded information.

"Why would you do that?" he asked as another young Slytherin made their way to the table.

"I knew my parents wouldn't like it I guess. I begged it to put me in Gryffindor. I never really fit in well."

"Shame on you, little Ginny."

"DRACO!" yelled one Pansy Parkinson. "What is SHE doing here?!" she shouted, signaling to Ginny.

"Quiet, Pans! Ginny, show her," said Draco. Ginny lifted her sleeve to reveal the Dark Mark. Pansy did a double take

"Congratulations, Ginny," she said, and showed the youngest Weasley her own mark.

"I didn't see you receive yours, though," said Pansy puzzled.

"Well," said Draco, leaning back, "there are different ranks of Death Eaters. You, Pans, are just a junior rank, from what Father has told me, and don't attend meeting that us *higher* ranks do. We are the Dark Lord's most trusted," he smirked. Pansy hmphed, and started eating the food that was just presented.

"We should get rid of Potter as soon as possible," whispered Draco to Ginny when Pansy turned to stuff her face.

"Tonight," Ginny whispered back, her eyes gleaming with a malicious look.

When Harry arrived back at his dorm, there was an owl sitting on his bed.

"Who's it from, Harry," questioned Ron, who, unknown to Harry, already knew the answer, but was just being ignorant on purpose, as to not be suspected.

"Ginny. She wants to meet me at the Astronomy Tower at midnight," he said. Ron grinned in an evil-like fashion.

"I'll come with you."

"Why, hullo Harry. DO come in," said Ginny stepping out of the shadows. Draco followed her.

"MALFOY!"

"10 points to Gryffindor, Potter," he said imitating Snape's sarcastic tones. "Hey, Ron."

"Hey, Draco. What's the plan?" he asked. Draco shook his head.

"Patience, child."

"I ain't no child!" said Ron. "I'm a full 3 months older then you, you...........CHILD!"

Ginny coughed impatiently. "Listen to this," she said, pulling a CD player out of a plot hole. Draco put a silencing spell on the tower. "Gumlick adapted it to work around magic." She winked. The song 'Smells like Nirvana' started playing. By the end, everyone was on the ground in laughter.

"Guys," said Harry, wiping tears of mirth off his face. "Why did you play that for us?"

"Oh, no reason, Harry," said Draco.

"Yah," said Ginny, "We just wanted to give you one last laugh before we KILL you!" she cackled. Draco and Ron joined in. Harry stared.

"Uh...Ron? Why are you laughing too?" he gasped. All three of them simultaneously pulled up their sleeves to uncover the Dark Mark. (While writing THIS sentence, I spelled 'three' 'theree'. Scary, no?) Harry started backing up. The three Death Eaters walked closer to him, wands held out, until he was pressed against the wall. They were all grinning evilly. Just then, another plot hole opened, and Lucius plopped out of it, landing on his arse.

"Ow..." he mumbled. "I can't believe you three were going to kill him without me!" he pouted, lower lip trembling.

"Aww, Mr. Malfoy," Ginny soothed, pulling the devilishly handsome father of a devilishly handsome teenager into a hug. "We wouldn't start without you!"

"This has got to be the most insane day of my soon-to-be-ended short life!" Harry yelled at no one in particular.

"Yes, it is isn't it?" agreed Ron. "WHOA! That's a lot of I's in one sentence!"

"I thought you were my best friend, Ron! Why did you betray me?!" Harry yelled at Ron this time.

"You annoy me," Ron shrugged.

"HEY! That's what Ginny told me when she was going to become an Eater of Death. WHOA, that SOOOOO did not sound right!" He shook his head disgustedly. "Sorry of accusing you of cannibalism, Gin." Ginny snorted. Just then, NO NOT another plot hole, but the DOOR opened. Harry's heart leapt. He thought it was going to be Dumbledore, come to save him from this bunch of lunatics. But it wasn't.

"Hey, Severs!" Lucius waved at Snape. Harry eyes popped out of his head. Not literally.

"I thought you were on our side, Snape!" Harry pointed a finger at Snape. Snape looked at him. Not in a slashy way. "Well...I'm not. I just told Albus that as an excuse to join my REAL master! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh. Okay, then," said Harry stoopidly.

"Can we kill him yet?" asked Draco impatiently.

"Yar," said Lucius.

"Anyone else coming?" asked Harry.

"Not that I know of," answered Snape.

"Good," said Ron. The Death Eaters just stood around staring at each other like half-wits.

"So..." said Harry. "Can I leave yet?"

"NO!" they all snapped at him.

"Oh..."

"Oh, come on! Let's just kill him already!" said Snape, stamping his foot, which was inside a Doc Marten.

"Okies!"

"Any last requests, Potter?" asked Draco.

"Yeah, sorta...I guess..."

"Well, what is it?" asked Lucius, tapping his foot.

"It's really a question," said Harry.

"And we'll do our best to answer it!" yelled Ron. Everyone turned to stare at him.

"Ooook...well, why didn't Hermione figure it out?" he asked.

"Figure what out?" Harry threw up his hands at their ignorance.

"Everything!"

"Dunno. And J.K. Rowling calls her clever. PAH!" said Snape.

"For the love of Merlin, let's just kill it already!" yelled Draco.

"MALFOY!" Harry yelled back. "I am a 'he' not an 'it'!"

"Same difference," said Lucius. All the Death Eaters held their wands out and malicious glints could be seen in all their eyes. Harry was trembling. Lucius softened at the pathetic site of him.

"Here," he pulled his teddy bear out of his pocket and handed it to Harry, who took it gratefully. "It must be pretty scary knowing that you're about to die, huh?" Harry nodded.

"On the count of three, we kill him. Okay?" said Snape. Everyone nodded. "1...
" Their wands were all pointed at Harry. "2..." Everyone took a deep breath and Harry shut his eyes, griping the teddy tightly. "3!" There was a loud chorus of "AVADA KEDAVRA!" and flashes of green light, and the Boy Who Lived was now dead.

TBC.........

Aren't I evil??

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