Of Toads and Ferrets

Chapter 1: Plans are revealed

M: I can't believe I got out! *Looks down at himself* THIS ****ing SUCKS!!!

D: (Hey! No swearing! You have now bumped the rating up to PG!!!)

E: (I thought it was already PG)

D: (Shhhhhh!!!)

M: ANYWAYS!!!

D: (This sudden outburst triggers the attention of Trevor, Neville's toad, who was getting a tan on the windowsill.)

E: (How can Toads get tans?)

D: (I don't know. It's our story. Lets continue.)

T: Rrribbit.

M: You look familiar! Hey, you're Longbottoms toad! The stupid git.

T: Rrribbit. *Looks away indignantly*

E: (Toads can't look indignant! What does that mean anyway?)

D: (I don't know it sounded cool. Stop questioning my adjectives!)

E: (Sorry I ruined YOUR GROOVE!!!)

D: (MY GROOVE!!!) *throws fish out the window*

E: (FISH! COME BACK...) *E jumps out the window*

E: (I'm OK!)

D: (COME BACK! We need you!)

*E: flies up to the window with a superman outfit*

E: (I'M SUPERGIRL!)

D: (No you're not. YOU'RE A NARRATOR!)

E: (oh!) *Sat down looking disappointed*

D: (But you can wear the outfit!)

E: (YAY!) *Malfoy and Trevor look at each other with confusion*

M: What was that about?

T: Rrribbit?

M: Get back to the story!

D: (Be nice to us! We're writing the story!)

E: (Yea! So what, you've got magic! But we've got IMAGINATION!)

T: Behold the power of imagination!

M: You can TALK???

T: Rrribbit!

M: Stop that! You're confusing me!

E: (This proves to be too much for Malfoy's little brain. And he...)

M: Hey! Who you calling little brained?

D: (Actually, ferrets have very little brains!)

M: Well...uh...SHUT UP!

E: (HE can't even say good comebacks anymore! Mwahahahahaha!)

D: (Wait a sec! He could never come up with good comebacks!)

M: Well, neither can you!

E: (He...insulted my comebacks? WAAAAA!)

D: (I'm imagining you into a chicken!) *POOF! *

M: HEY! Turn me back NOW!!! My father will hear of this!

D: (Aw how cute. Little Malfoy running back to Daddy.)

M: Shut up! Drat, I forgot. I killed him a while ago. Stupid git he was.

D: (Hey, you killed him? Good job!!!)

E: (Yay!!!)

*Both applaud*

M: Thank you, thank you. Now TURN ME BACK!!!

D: (Fine.) *Sticks out tongue* Pffffft. (Waaaacha!) *Malfoy turns back into ferret*

M: Thanks. NOW GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!

E: (Anyways! Wait, what's the plot again?)

M: I got turned into a ferret and I'm trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD with Trevor!!!

T: Rrribbit?

E: (OOOOOHHH!!! Anyways! Malfoy quickly explains his plan to Trevor.)

T: Rrribbit! (Means YAY!!!)

M: OK! First we go on the roof. Then we flag down the aliens!

T: Rrribbit? (What?)

M: Then we barter them with Longbottom, er, I mean Neville.

T: RRRIBBIT!!! (YAY!!!)

M: Then they will give us a cloning machine and a time machine! Then we make hundreds of clones of ourselves. Then we go back in time and take over then, and take over now, just in case. Then we will RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHA*cough*cough*

D: (Can ferrets cough?)

E: (I guess so. Well at least they do now.)

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Will Malfoy and Trevor try to take over the world? Will they succeed?

Will Evragirl and Dreamergirl ever SHUT UP?!?!?!?!

D: (We didn't say that!)

E: (STOP IT THAT'S NOT COOL!!!)