Try Me

Try Me

A Fanfiction by Evil Yard Gnome

Darn, not again. It's time for another round of 'Truth or Dare' in the Staff Room. I don't know why everyone loves this game but me. I hate it. Amazing how a simple Muggle game captured the minds of the others.

"Who wants to start?" McGonagall asked, peering around the room.

Everyone went silent until someone piped up, "How about Severus?"

Why me? Of all the people here, they had to choose me. Curse whoever suggested me. I had no choice but to ask someone a dare, and I picked the Headmaster.

"Truth or Dare?" I asked, tiredly, apparently bored with the game.

Dumbledore, despite his age, quickly became very excited and began hop up and down.

"Dare! Dare! Dare!" he said, out of control.

"Think of a good one, Sev," someone whispered.

My mind seemed to have gone blank. The first thought that came to my mind was something too naughty...too insane...but...nah.

"C'mon, Sev, try me," Dumbledore said, clapping his hands.

"Spend the night in the prefect's bathroom, the girl's bathroom."

"Huh?" Dumbledore had stopped the hyper act of hopping up and down. "But, there's nowhere to hide!? What do you take me for? A pervert? There's going to be naked girls in there!"

I crossed my arms. "Either take it or go a level higher, Al."

The rest of the staff had gone silent.

"Fine, Fine, I'll do it. When?"

"After dinner. Now, Al, you may choose another person to dare." I suddenly felt very cunning.

"Fine Severus, I choose you. Truth or Dare?" Dumbledore looked very cross.

I didn't want to choose truth, for they may assume me 'chicken', so I naturally chose to take a dare.

"Think you're so smooth, Sev? Why don't you spend the night in there with me?"

I couldn't believe it. He had dared me back! I didn't want to go a level higher, but the invisibility charm popped into my head. "Ah, so you just want to see if I've got more nerve than you, huh? I'll see you there after dinner."

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention there's no invisibility charms allowed."

Curse his bloody self.

It really wasn't that bad. How brainless I was to dare him to spend the night in a girl's bathroom. The night he would spend there was an act of pure pleasure.

Now he finally realizes how hot Slytherin girls actually are. And me, I believe I may have different thoughts about Gryffindors. Then again, those obese Hufflepuffs were a complete nightmare. I fear I may not sleep for some time, for they were worse than I had expected.

Dumbledore walked out of that room early in the morning with a large grin across his face, shaking his head. I, of course, was disgusted, especially by the Hufflepuffs. From now on, maybe I shall begin criticizing them instead of Gryffindors.

I need to get these insane thoughts out of my head soon, for I have had many nightmares already. It has been at least a week or two since the dare, but when I am not dreaming about the obese ones, I think about the Gryffindors; I think about whether I shall take a liking to them...

Oh dear, I have just begun realizing how perverted, how sick I am. As I now hold my wand up to my head to perform a brainwashing spell, the thoughts of that night come back, haunting me. Now, here it goes, after this, the bathroom incident will be a thing of the past.................

Tell me, what has just happened?

The End!